I am normally an extraordinarily punctual person. I have to put effort into being fashionably late.
Which is what I did tonight. My goal was to arrive 15–30 minute late because I know that’s what normal people do.
Except.
I arrived 24 hours and 30 minutes late.
So.
I felt silly.
Which is what I did tonight. My goal was to arrive 15–30 minute late because I know that’s what normal people do.
Except.
I arrived 24 hours and 30 minutes late.
So.
I felt silly.
June 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I am normally an extraordinarily punctual person. I have to put effort into being fashionably late.
Which is what I did tonight. My goal was to arrive 15–30 minute late because I know that’s what normal people do.
Except.
I arrived 24 hours and 30 minutes late.
So.
I felt silly.
Which is what I did tonight. My goal was to arrive 15–30 minute late because I know that’s what normal people do.
Except.
I arrived 24 hours and 30 minutes late.
So.
I felt silly.
Well there was at least ONE clown at Trump’s birthday party.
June 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Well there was at least ONE clown at Trump’s birthday party.
They will rue the day they united the western seaboard.
When you’ve got Seattle cheering for LA you know you’ve done fucked up.
When you’ve got Seattle cheering for LA you know you’ve done fucked up.
June 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
They will rue the day they united the western seaboard.
When you’ve got Seattle cheering for LA you know you’ve done fucked up.
When you’ve got Seattle cheering for LA you know you’ve done fucked up.
Why yes I WILL be speaking at Tommy’s book release this Friday night.
I am ✨stoked✨. Also still working on my speech. 🤷🏼♀️ But STOKED.
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I am ✨stoked✨. Also still working on my speech. 🤷🏼♀️ But STOKED.
townhallseattle.org/event/tommy-...
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April 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why yes I WILL be speaking at Tommy’s book release this Friday night.
I am ✨stoked✨. Also still working on my speech. 🤷🏼♀️ But STOKED.
townhallseattle.org/event/tommy-...
I am ✨stoked✨. Also still working on my speech. 🤷🏼♀️ But STOKED.
townhallseattle.org/event/tommy-...
Um on a different part of the internet I posted this photo with (what I thought was a) a bold-faced lie about watering the kelp beds so they bloom later in the summer and I think the people of the internet might trust me way too much.
April 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Um on a different part of the internet I posted this photo with (what I thought was a) a bold-faced lie about watering the kelp beds so they bloom later in the summer and I think the people of the internet might trust me way too much.
Between my two Threads accounts, I have 2 posts that are getting—uh—more attention than usual.
One of them is fun. The other is not.
People are great and also jerks.
One of them is fun. The other is not.
People are great and also jerks.
April 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Between my two Threads accounts, I have 2 posts that are getting—uh—more attention than usual.
One of them is fun. The other is not.
People are great and also jerks.
One of them is fun. The other is not.
People are great and also jerks.
Happy Leland Melvin Day, to all who celebrate.
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Leland Melvin Day, to all who celebrate.
I’m finding it helps a little if I read quotes from Trump in the voice of Mitch Hedberg.
Of course then I get sad that it works so damn well. But at least I get a chuckle first. 🤷🏼♀️
Of course then I get sad that it works so damn well. But at least I get a chuckle first. 🤷🏼♀️
April 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m finding it helps a little if I read quotes from Trump in the voice of Mitch Hedberg.
Of course then I get sad that it works so damn well. But at least I get a chuckle first. 🤷🏼♀️
Of course then I get sad that it works so damn well. But at least I get a chuckle first. 🤷🏼♀️
Kinda nice to live through a historic moment that feels hopeful for a change.
April 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Kinda nice to live through a historic moment that feels hopeful for a change.
Survived a whole-ass hockey tournament this weekend.
4 games in 72 hours.
Two ties, two losses, 4th place in our group, and a hell of a lot of fun.
Team photo from Andy Glass, local hockey photographer!
4 games in 72 hours.
Two ties, two losses, 4th place in our group, and a hell of a lot of fun.
Team photo from Andy Glass, local hockey photographer!
March 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Survived a whole-ass hockey tournament this weekend.
4 games in 72 hours.
Two ties, two losses, 4th place in our group, and a hell of a lot of fun.
Team photo from Andy Glass, local hockey photographer!
4 games in 72 hours.
Two ties, two losses, 4th place in our group, and a hell of a lot of fun.
Team photo from Andy Glass, local hockey photographer!
Ran out of snacks that presently sound good. ☹️
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ran out of snacks that presently sound good. ☹️
Fellowship of the Rink requests your presence to come cheer us on at Puck Place Market this weekend.
March 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fellowship of the Rink requests your presence to come cheer us on at Puck Place Market this weekend.
My friend Cassie perfectly captured what it’s like for strangers to meet Mabel.
Cassie looked at her too long. Which is SUSPICIOUS.
Cassie looked at her too long. Which is SUSPICIOUS.
March 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My friend Cassie perfectly captured what it’s like for strangers to meet Mabel.
Cassie looked at her too long. Which is SUSPICIOUS.
Cassie looked at her too long. Which is SUSPICIOUS.
Eco blocks are a great way to say “We don’t want poor people to use this space so now NOBODY CAN USE IT.”
March 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Eco blocks are a great way to say “We don’t want poor people to use this space so now NOBODY CAN USE IT.”
A man just sent me a cold sales email that made it VERY CLEAR that he had perused my LinkedIn profile and that just took me from irrational anger to rational WTF DUDE.
Cold sales email make me irrationally angry.
March 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A man just sent me a cold sales email that made it VERY CLEAR that he had perused my LinkedIn profile and that just took me from irrational anger to rational WTF DUDE.
There is for sure something I’m supposed to be doing right now.
a cartoon of winnie the pooh scratching his head with the word think written on his chest
ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh scratching his head with the word think written on his chest
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March 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
There is for sure something I’m supposed to be doing right now.
This is all I have to offer today.
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is all I have to offer today.
Hey remember 5 years ago this week?
My body sure kept score of it.
My body sure kept score of it.
March 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey remember 5 years ago this week?
My body sure kept score of it.
My body sure kept score of it.
Cold sales email make me irrationally angry.
March 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Cold sales email make me irrationally angry.
I used to get excited when my dad asked me to help with projects—like building recording studio we had at our house.
In adulthood, it became apparent to me he just wanted someone else to reach through the fiberglass insulation to run wires.
That’s what I think of when I see Elon with his son.
In adulthood, it became apparent to me he just wanted someone else to reach through the fiberglass insulation to run wires.
That’s what I think of when I see Elon with his son.
March 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I used to get excited when my dad asked me to help with projects—like building recording studio we had at our house.
In adulthood, it became apparent to me he just wanted someone else to reach through the fiberglass insulation to run wires.
That’s what I think of when I see Elon with his son.
In adulthood, it became apparent to me he just wanted someone else to reach through the fiberglass insulation to run wires.
That’s what I think of when I see Elon with his son.
Four months of Mabel + her second birthday-on-paper = a trip to the beach, picking out a toy at the store, and some doggy ice cream today.
March 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Four months of Mabel + her second birthday-on-paper = a trip to the beach, picking out a toy at the store, and some doggy ice cream today.
Maybe we should call it Autism Spectrum Order rather than *disorder* because as an autistic person lemme tell you about how a lot of us are extraordinarily gifted at bringing order to things.
February 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Maybe we should call it Autism Spectrum Order rather than *disorder* because as an autistic person lemme tell you about how a lot of us are extraordinarily gifted at bringing order to things.
I spent most of my life believing that I hated toast when really I just hated toast that was toasted in a toaster.
February 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I spent most of my life believing that I hated toast when really I just hated toast that was toasted in a toaster.