kimchi-momi
@kimchi-momi.bsky.social
part time writer, full time daydreamer.
professional procrastinator.
amateur chef/baker.
cross stitch/crochet hobbyist.
🖖🏼 All Trek is Trek🎤🫳🏼
🔵 in a 🔴 state
History repeats bc people don’t 🦆ing learn from it.
professional procrastinator.
amateur chef/baker.
cross stitch/crochet hobbyist.
🖖🏼 All Trek is Trek🎤🫳🏼
🔵 in a 🔴 state
History repeats bc people don’t 🦆ing learn from it.
Sir? Admiral Janeway has a requisition form for your coffee jacuzzi so…I’mma need you to get out so we can transport it to her ship.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sir? Admiral Janeway has a requisition form for your coffee jacuzzi so…I’mma need you to get out so we can transport it to her ship.
Hey! Don’t knock it until you try it! Besides, they always clean up the EPS conduits good as new…actually, newer.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hey! Don’t knock it until you try it! Besides, they always clean up the EPS conduits good as new…actually, newer.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
Will you now use the parts from Vulcan to fix the translators or do I need to make you? This insanity must stop or there will be hell to pay.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Will you now use the parts from Vulcan to fix the translators or do I need to make you? This insanity must stop or there will be hell to pay.
IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Probably beamed off the station by the subroutine Keiko created to monitor your diet.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Probably beamed off the station by the subroutine Keiko created to monitor your diet.
What did you do this time to piss off both the Holosuite and Transporter Maintenance this time?
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What did you do this time to piss off both the Holosuite and Transporter Maintenance this time?
So you’re saying you’re NOT happy that it is Friday? Wow.
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So you’re saying you’re NOT happy that it is Friday? Wow.
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
And a few are Bajoran approval (the Vedeks Assembly insisted after the disastrous repair of the temple doors). Poor Vedek Qwinn still has the divots in her side from when the doors tried to close on her…
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And a few are Bajoran approval (the Vedeks Assembly insisted after the disastrous repair of the temple doors). Poor Vedek Qwinn still has the divots in her side from when the doors tried to close on her…
Some of the approvals are secondary (& in the case of security, tertiary) approval after a department approves. It’s to make sure that no one missed anything and to make sure we don’t get substandard parts (& that the delivery service chosen is NOT the Pakleds). Rimmer is ecstatic @ the redundancies
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Some of the approvals are secondary (& in the case of security, tertiary) approval after a department approves. It’s to make sure that no one missed anything and to make sure we don’t get substandard parts (& that the delivery service chosen is NOT the Pakleds). Rimmer is ecstatic @ the redundancies
… by the way, Boss, the Promenade Merchants Association would like a word about the Maintenance clause in their leases…
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
… by the way, Boss, the Promenade Merchants Association would like a word about the Maintenance clause in their leases…
Which is why Runabout Maintenance have been putting in requests for updates. But after the Chief’s disastrous foray with Pakled delivery service, all requests have to be cleared by 10 levels of station management.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Which is why Runabout Maintenance have been putting in requests for updates. But after the Chief’s disastrous foray with Pakled delivery service, all requests have to be cleared by 10 levels of station management.
no no, it’s not Waste Management’s fault. The Runabout Maintenance crew have been banging on about new equipment and upgrades for months….aaaand now we see what happens when upgrades are not done.
THAT is why I had the autosign done for all requisition forms. Which the Chief took away…
THAT is why I had the autosign done for all requisition forms. Which the Chief took away…
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
no no, it’s not Waste Management’s fault. The Runabout Maintenance crew have been banging on about new equipment and upgrades for months….aaaand now we see what happens when upgrades are not done.
THAT is why I had the autosign done for all requisition forms. Which the Chief took away…
THAT is why I had the autosign done for all requisition forms. Which the Chief took away…
Sir, you misread the memo. You’re supposed to be a NUDE SUIT from the Quartermaster for Tactical Nude Parkour. Garak said that he would add sequins for anyone interested in personalizing their suits.
Oh look! Starfleet Psych Ward is here with hyposprays and a straitjacket with your name on it…
Oh look! Starfleet Psych Ward is here with hyposprays and a straitjacket with your name on it…
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sir, you misread the memo. You’re supposed to be a NUDE SUIT from the Quartermaster for Tactical Nude Parkour. Garak said that he would add sequins for anyone interested in personalizing their suits.
Oh look! Starfleet Psych Ward is here with hyposprays and a straitjacket with your name on it…
Oh look! Starfleet Psych Ward is here with hyposprays and a straitjacket with your name on it…
so now the assignment is clear: vote them out during their primaries.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
so now the assignment is clear: vote them out during their primaries.
special request from Brunt, FCA to torment Quark. Lister agreed only bc he and Quark are arguing about the recipe for chicken vindaloo.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
special request from Brunt, FCA to torment Quark. Lister agreed only bc he and Quark are arguing about the recipe for chicken vindaloo.
and to shut Dukat up about that nonexistent statue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
and to shut Dukat up about that nonexistent statue.
Thanks for the frappes! The guys down in Waste Management thank you too…& as a gift, any tickets you put in for Waste Management gets priority over the Chief’s.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Thanks for the frappes! The guys down in Waste Management thank you too…& as a gift, any tickets you put in for Waste Management gets priority over the Chief’s.
This trend of Mondays having replicators toss out food and beverage items is concerning, Chief. Especially when it was not authorized by station management nor the Promenade Merchants Association. Someone is sabotaging the replicators…
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This trend of Mondays having replicators toss out food and beverage items is concerning, Chief. Especially when it was not authorized by station management nor the Promenade Merchants Association. Someone is sabotaging the replicators…
Wait, Brad from Promenade Maintenance got transferred to Waste Management when he heard about all the great perks (thanks to our union). So there is no Brad in Promenade Maintenance for now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Wait, Brad from Promenade Maintenance got transferred to Waste Management when he heard about all the great perks (thanks to our union). So there is no Brad in Promenade Maintenance for now.
Brad from Parks & Recs - Bajor Sector. Not to be confused with Brad from P&R - Sol Sector, or Brad from P&R - Attache to the Klingon Empire.
Also not to be confused with Brad from Temple Maintenance, or Brad from Runabout Maintenance, or Brad from Promenade Maintenance.
Also not to be confused with Brad from Temple Maintenance, or Brad from Runabout Maintenance, or Brad from Promenade Maintenance.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Brad from Parks & Recs - Bajor Sector. Not to be confused with Brad from P&R - Sol Sector, or Brad from P&R - Attache to the Klingon Empire.
Also not to be confused with Brad from Temple Maintenance, or Brad from Runabout Maintenance, or Brad from Promenade Maintenance.
Also not to be confused with Brad from Temple Maintenance, or Brad from Runabout Maintenance, or Brad from Promenade Maintenance.
we ALL have latinum on this. So far, the pool is 1,561 slips of latinum. Quark is demanding a 20% hosting fee.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
we ALL have latinum on this. So far, the pool is 1,561 slips of latinum. Quark is demanding a 20% hosting fee.
ooh, you mean like that one missile the Maquis claimed to have rewritten its OS and turned into a Cardassian seeking missile that was never seen again? Very convenient that the missile was never seen again 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
ooh, you mean like that one missile the Maquis claimed to have rewritten its OS and turned into a Cardassian seeking missile that was never seen again? Very convenient that the missile was never seen again 🤣