So no weird dreams about Michelle Keegan, Polar Bears or Blowjobs, although I did dream I got stung by a bee & I woke myself up swearing.

Morning guys, I had a strange dream about Michelle Keegan saving a polar bear last night, but it didn't end well, so I had to rescue both of them. Anyway Happy Friday!

An innocent reply to a comment on X-Twitter has just been retweeted by a sex bot and a Russian bot.. It may or may not have included the words 'Strap' and 'On' but interesting how the bots seem to be using trigger words for instant RT's and likes...

Today's vibe 😂

Welcome friends, welcome! I sometimes forget I have this, but once my 'Blue Tick W*****' status has been made null and void, I will be more present here... Jeez who knew it would come to this.

I must make more of an effort on here! But if you have just found me via X-Twitter, give me a nudge!

Getting ready for a night out, and I am being exceptionally tidy, usually by this point the room would be stinking of impulse body spray & there would be clothes scattered everywhere... Sign of the times and old age I guess!

So I think I'm going to use this account for creative purposes, it'll be good to have that outlet, so expect photography, writing & the occasional musing!

More artists and writers are moving here and I am so here for it

Being on Blue Sky feels like entering a new house. It's still pretty bare and needs a lot of work, but the process of settling in is still rather exciting. Plus, I get to slowly meet other artists on the move too!

This looks amazing! PS Fuck Elon Musk!