Kimberly Lemming
@kimberlylemming.bsky.social
Hallmark meets bloodshed
|USA Today Best Selling Fantasy Romance Author |33| she/her| Repped by
@millercallihan
https://linktr.ee/KimberlyLemming
|USA Today Best Selling Fantasy Romance Author |33| she/her| Repped by
@millercallihan
https://linktr.ee/KimberlyLemming
Once again, @wingbuffet.bsky.social out does himself for the cover of I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy! If you thought Dory and her crew were wild, you ain't seen nothin yet!
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Once again, @wingbuffet.bsky.social out does himself for the cover of I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy! If you thought Dory and her crew were wild, you ain't seen nothin yet!
Hate when I'm playing a cozy farming game and all the hot people die because I flirted with a sailor who carried smallpox.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hate when I'm playing a cozy farming game and all the hot people die because I flirted with a sailor who carried smallpox.
Have you heard the good news?
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Have you heard the good news?
My Boyfriends Are All Monsters comes out tomorrow!
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My Boyfriends Are All Monsters comes out tomorrow!
I close on my house on Friday and I've got a problem
Pictured below is my ideal lounge chair. It's got cup holders, ottoman, the works. But it's pink. My office walls are always pink. I can't have pink on pink it won't look right. Do I paint the walls a light purple instead?! This feels blasphemous.
Pictured below is my ideal lounge chair. It's got cup holders, ottoman, the works. But it's pink. My office walls are always pink. I can't have pink on pink it won't look right. Do I paint the walls a light purple instead?! This feels blasphemous.
May 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I close on my house on Friday and I've got a problem
Pictured below is my ideal lounge chair. It's got cup holders, ottoman, the works. But it's pink. My office walls are always pink. I can't have pink on pink it won't look right. Do I paint the walls a light purple instead?! This feels blasphemous.
Pictured below is my ideal lounge chair. It's got cup holders, ottoman, the works. But it's pink. My office walls are always pink. I can't have pink on pink it won't look right. Do I paint the walls a light purple instead?! This feels blasphemous.
It's come go my attention that Lok fans wanted more art of him to get a better idea of what he looks like. The only commissions I have aside from that comic are some NSFW art from my patreon. I can't really post that here without getting banned, so please enjoy these tasteful crops.
April 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's come go my attention that Lok fans wanted more art of him to get a better idea of what he looks like. The only commissions I have aside from that comic are some NSFW art from my patreon. I can't really post that here without getting banned, so please enjoy these tasteful crops.
Just made it to DC for the next stop on my tour! Too bad there's currently a filthy geriatric nazi taking up space in there but the architecture of the White House is still cool.
February 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just made it to DC for the next stop on my tour! Too bad there's currently a filthy geriatric nazi taking up space in there but the architecture of the White House is still cool.
Aliens is on the USA Today Bestseller list! 😭
February 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Aliens is on the USA Today Bestseller list! 😭
A little sneak peek into I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com done by the fabulous Ioana Muresan!!
February 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A little sneak peek into I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com done by the fabulous Ioana Muresan!!
The early reviews for I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com keep coming in, and they are cracking me up! Have you found a copy out in the wild yet? If so, post a pic so I can see how far this fever dream has traveled!
February 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The early reviews for I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com keep coming in, and they are cracking me up! Have you found a copy out in the wild yet? If so, post a pic so I can see how far this fever dream has traveled!
Today's the day!
February 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Today's the day!
Day 01 of @loveyallbookfest has been a blast to far and THE @heyashposton was my signing buddy! Talk about a fangirl moment!
February 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Day 01 of @loveyallbookfest has been a blast to far and THE @heyashposton was my signing buddy! Talk about a fangirl moment!
I think my Spotify is having a stroke but you know what? Hell yeah.
February 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I think my Spotify is having a stroke but you know what? Hell yeah.
Another day of hemming pants for my short ass.
February 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Another day of hemming pants for my short ass.
The long wait is finally coming to an end! Aliens hits the shelves on the 18th, and I'm so excited for this unhinged fever dream to be out in the world!
Art done by the incredible @caiosantosart
Art done by the incredible @caiosantosart
February 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The long wait is finally coming to an end! Aliens hits the shelves on the 18th, and I'm so excited for this unhinged fever dream to be out in the world!
Art done by the incredible @caiosantosart
Art done by the incredible @caiosantosart
The child marriage crisis affects 12 million girls every year. And there's nothing romantic about that.
That's why I'm partnering with VOW for Girls to close the book on child marriage.
Won't you join us?
100% of funds raised by this initiative directly support local programs.
The link is in my bio.
That's why I'm partnering with VOW for Girls to close the book on child marriage.
Won't you join us?
100% of funds raised by this initiative directly support local programs.
The link is in my bio.
February 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The child marriage crisis affects 12 million girls every year. And there's nothing romantic about that.
That's why I'm partnering with VOW for Girls to close the book on child marriage.
Won't you join us?
100% of funds raised by this initiative directly support local programs.
The link is in my bio.
That's why I'm partnering with VOW for Girls to close the book on child marriage.
Won't you join us?
100% of funds raised by this initiative directly support local programs.
The link is in my bio.
I'M GOING ON TOUR!!!!!! We're about a month away until my little alien fever dream hits the shelves, and I'm ready to hit the tour trail along with it! Hope to see you all there!
January 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'M GOING ON TOUR!!!!!! We're about a month away until my little alien fever dream hits the shelves, and I'm ready to hit the tour trail along with it! Hope to see you all there!
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM hits the shelves next month! In the meantime, make sure you've got your solar powered phone case and plenty of bonnets! There's no light sockets on planet Waffles.
January 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM hits the shelves next month! In the meantime, make sure you've got your solar powered phone case and plenty of bonnets! There's no light sockets on planet Waffles.
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM made the February 2025 Library Reads list!
@libraryreads
@libraryreads
January 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM made the February 2025 Library Reads list!
@libraryreads
@libraryreads
How about you just answer the question, Google? Writing is hard enough with out all this JUDGEMENT!
January 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How about you just answer the question, Google? Writing is hard enough with out all this JUDGEMENT!
I don't make new year resolutions, so this time I'm making a crab boil so I can pretend the pot is a cauldron and I'm a witch threatening to curse the new year if it doesn't give me what I want. Fear me 2025, you odd numbered bitch.
January 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I don't make new year resolutions, so this time I'm making a crab boil so I can pretend the pot is a cauldron and I'm a witch threatening to curse the new year if it doesn't give me what I want. Fear me 2025, you odd numbered bitch.
The new cover version is up on the US Amazon page! (Link in bio) it's not currently hooked up to the ebook, as I have to finagle that with Amazon and that might take a while with Christmas. It should show up in other territories in the coming week, but for now, you can order it if you are in the US.
December 18, 2024 at 8:22 PM
The new cover version is up on the US Amazon page! (Link in bio) it's not currently hooked up to the ebook, as I have to finagle that with Amazon and that might take a while with Christmas. It should show up in other territories in the coming week, but for now, you can order it if you are in the US.
Mistlefoe is back with a brand new cover from @wingbuffet !!!
I'll take down the original cover from Amazon and upload this one on the 17th. So, if you'd still like to add the OG cover to your shelf, you've still got time to do so! That cover will also stay up as a poster on my redbubble shop!
I'll take down the original cover from Amazon and upload this one on the 17th. So, if you'd still like to add the OG cover to your shelf, you've still got time to do so! That cover will also stay up as a poster on my redbubble shop!
December 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Mistlefoe is back with a brand new cover from @wingbuffet !!!
I'll take down the original cover from Amazon and upload this one on the 17th. So, if you'd still like to add the OG cover to your shelf, you've still got time to do so! That cover will also stay up as a poster on my redbubble shop!
I'll take down the original cover from Amazon and upload this one on the 17th. So, if you'd still like to add the OG cover to your shelf, you've still got time to do so! That cover will also stay up as a poster on my redbubble shop!
Does a rock ring count as a mushroom circle, or am I about to join the stone fae specifically? Either way, Earth is ghetto. I'm jumping in.
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Does a rock ring count as a mushroom circle, or am I about to join the stone fae specifically? Either way, Earth is ghetto. I'm jumping in.