@kimberlivluvlaf.bsky.social
Zero patience for hate or willful ignorance. NO DMs please.
Me: "Alexa, add Northern plush toilet paper, aluminum foil, four 16x16" pillow inserts, and 1 Healthcare plan to my cart."
Alexa: "Okay. If ready to purchase, just say, buy now."
Wtah?
Alexa: "Okay. If ready to purchase, just say, buy now."
Wtah?
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me: "Alexa, add Northern plush toilet paper, aluminum foil, four 16x16" pillow inserts, and 1 Healthcare plan to my cart."
Alexa: "Okay. If ready to purchase, just say, buy now."
Wtah?
Alexa: "Okay. If ready to purchase, just say, buy now."
Wtah?
Because the math never agrees with their fiction.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Because the math never agrees with their fiction.
PSA: if going through cognitive testing is "really hard work" you're not passing it with high marks, you're failing bigly and no one wants to tell you.
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
PSA: if going through cognitive testing is "really hard work" you're not passing it with high marks, you're failing bigly and no one wants to tell you.
Except we're NOT at war with them. No declaration of war has been made or voted on.
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Except we're NOT at war with them. No declaration of war has been made or voted on.
Soooo, he saw two people trying not to die and then get blown to smithereens while they were totally defenseless and no threat to anyone . Got it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Soooo, he saw two people trying not to die and then get blown to smithereens while they were totally defenseless and no threat to anyone . Got it.
Yes, that's what I meant to say. I was thinking he'd be the 3rd person to be president if something were to happen to dumb and dumber, lol.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yes, that's what I meant to say. I was thinking he'd be the 3rd person to be president if something were to happen to dumb and dumber, lol.
I feel like he's the one who needs to get an MRI. What's going on that he never knows anything? His job is kind of important being 3rd in line to the presidency and all 🤷🏾♀️.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I feel like he's the one who needs to get an MRI. What's going on that he never knows anything? His job is kind of important being 3rd in line to the presidency and all 🤷🏾♀️.
I see Mr. Know Nothing is staying true to form, or at least to the script 🙄😡
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I see Mr. Know Nothing is staying true to form, or at least to the script 🙄😡
I know, right!
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I know, right!
Hello pretty girl 😊
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hello pretty girl 😊
Breaking News: That recently invented word groceries includes eggs 😲. Who knew?🙄.
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Breaking News: That recently invented word groceries includes eggs 😲. Who knew?🙄.
If by exceptional you mean completely shitty, I concur.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If by exceptional you mean completely shitty, I concur.