Kim Baker
@kimbaker.bsky.social
Occasional children's book writer, muffin baker, & troublemaker 📚
Neurodivergent Latinx broad. Chronically ill, perpetually scrappy. she/her
https://www.kimbakerbooks.com
Neurodivergent Latinx broad. Chronically ill, perpetually scrappy. she/her
https://www.kimbakerbooks.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sure, I’ve got work to do but first I need to watch my snail absolutely inhale a green bean.
#aquariumsky
#aquariumsky
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sure, I’ve got work to do but first I need to watch my snail absolutely inhale a green bean.
#aquariumsky
#aquariumsky
It makes me happy that there’s probably a frog costume factory in China scratching out humble profits until…
…across the world Portland protestors respond creatively to federal harassment and orders ramp up. Confused manufacturers get back to work. 🐸 🐸 🐸
…across the world Portland protestors respond creatively to federal harassment and orders ramp up. Confused manufacturers get back to work. 🐸 🐸 🐸
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It makes me happy that there’s probably a frog costume factory in China scratching out humble profits until…
…across the world Portland protestors respond creatively to federal harassment and orders ramp up. Confused manufacturers get back to work. 🐸 🐸 🐸
…across the world Portland protestors respond creatively to federal harassment and orders ramp up. Confused manufacturers get back to work. 🐸 🐸 🐸
Look at this glorious beast. It’s Elmer, a fly river turtle and permanent resident at the fish store with his own mammoth tank. He’s got loads of fish friends and rizz for days.
#turtlesky
#turtlesky
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Look at this glorious beast. It’s Elmer, a fly river turtle and permanent resident at the fish store with his own mammoth tank. He’s got loads of fish friends and rizz for days.
#turtlesky
#turtlesky
Watching fish in an aquarium is nice, but have you tried watching a dog watching fish in an aquarium?
#dogsky #fishsky #dogsofbluesky
#dogsky #fishsky #dogsofbluesky
September 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Watching fish in an aquarium is nice, but have you tried watching a dog watching fish in an aquarium?
#dogsky #fishsky #dogsofbluesky
#dogsky #fishsky #dogsofbluesky
We got our dog a dog. It seems to be going all right.
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We got our dog a dog. It seems to be going all right.
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
I think this very good boy watched a documentary on whales eating plankton and wanted to give it a go. #dogsofbluesky
August 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think this very good boy watched a documentary on whales eating plankton and wanted to give it a go. #dogsofbluesky
Everything is bananas, but take a sec and catch your breath
August 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Everything is bananas, but take a sec and catch your breath
Before I quit writing last night I left myself this superduper helpful note at the end of the scene to help me jump back in today.
I don't remember writing it, I'm not sure what it means, and there is no trashcan in the previous passage. 😶
I don't remember writing it, I'm not sure what it means, and there is no trashcan in the previous passage. 😶
July 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Before I quit writing last night I left myself this superduper helpful note at the end of the scene to help me jump back in today.
I don't remember writing it, I'm not sure what it means, and there is no trashcan in the previous passage. 😶
I don't remember writing it, I'm not sure what it means, and there is no trashcan in the previous passage. 😶
No kings, no clowns, no ice in Seattle ❤️
June 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
No kings, no clowns, no ice in Seattle ❤️
This morning our dogs are battling over an old chew toy that looks like broccoli, and yeah, I chuckled.
#dogsofblusky
#dogsofblusky
June 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This morning our dogs are battling over an old chew toy that looks like broccoli, and yeah, I chuckled.
#dogsofblusky
#dogsofblusky
We have *two* resident native rabbits now. Living the dream ten feet from my naively cultivated vegetable beds. Unless they’re platonic roommates, I’m going to need more seeds. 🐰🥬🐰 #gardensky
June 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We have *two* resident native rabbits now. Living the dream ten feet from my naively cultivated vegetable beds. Unless they’re platonic roommates, I’m going to need more seeds. 🐰🥬🐰 #gardensky
Did the rabbit population go up everywhere after lockdown? In Seattle, this audacious fuzzbutt naps by our stoop before raiding my vegetable garden on the regular. #gardening
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Did the rabbit population go up everywhere after lockdown? In Seattle, this audacious fuzzbutt naps by our stoop before raiding my vegetable garden on the regular. #gardening
Timeline horrors break:
Egon has been a very good boy for at least 12 years so far and I cannot not share my toast. 🧈
#dogsofbluesky
Egon has been a very good boy for at least 12 years so far and I cannot not share my toast. 🧈
#dogsofbluesky
May 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Timeline horrors break:
Egon has been a very good boy for at least 12 years so far and I cannot not share my toast. 🧈
#dogsofbluesky
Egon has been a very good boy for at least 12 years so far and I cannot not share my toast. 🧈
#dogsofbluesky
Otis and I want you to enjoy your weekend. Thwart goons. Appreciate dogs. Sniff lilacs. Eat old pizza crust. Chase squirrels. Whatever.
May 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Otis and I want you to enjoy your weekend. Thwart goons. Appreciate dogs. Sniff lilacs. Eat old pizza crust. Chase squirrels. Whatever.
I passed this sign in Seattle this week and the gall of their company name gives me spontaneous Madeline Kahn face flames.
May 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I passed this sign in Seattle this week and the gall of their company name gives me spontaneous Madeline Kahn face flames.
We’re going to need a bigger carrot bed. 🥕 🥕🥕
#gardening
#gardening
April 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We’re going to need a bigger carrot bed. 🥕 🥕🥕
#gardening
#gardening
It’s fun to turn friends’ books face out at the bookstore but it’s even better when they’re already getting a well deserved spotlight. @mrschureads.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s fun to turn friends’ books face out at the bookstore but it’s even better when they’re already getting a well deserved spotlight. @mrschureads.bsky.social
An auspicious apple to kick off the week. 🌟
March 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
An auspicious apple to kick off the week. 🌟
It’s more likely every day that the proud cybertrash drivers are the actual paid actors.
March 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s more likely every day that the proud cybertrash drivers are the actual paid actors.
"They're taking our jobs!"
*checks notes*
"They're taking our children's jobs!"
*checks notes*
"They're taking our children's jobs!"
March 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"They're taking our jobs!"
*checks notes*
"They're taking our children's jobs!"
*checks notes*
"They're taking our children's jobs!"
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet.
Talula after another long day of squirrel watching
Talula after another long day of squirrel watching
March 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet.
Talula after another long day of squirrel watching
Talula after another long day of squirrel watching