Kim B. 📎
@kim-b.bsky.social
Kind of a nobody on twitter. Still a nobody, but it’s much nicer around here. Gardener, Grammy, Conflabbinista, Crone Curious.
Bodhi, the Black Golden Ausshole on NH’s West Coast, is in charge.
🫘
Sometimes I drop words at https://remuddled.substack.com
Bodhi, the Black Golden Ausshole on NH’s West Coast, is in charge.
🫘
Sometimes I drop words at https://remuddled.substack.com
He cannot distinguish between the two.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
He cannot distinguish between the two.
THE HOG’S HONEST TRUTH
This little piggy tweaks the market
This little piggy plays dumb
This little piggy’s friends with Epstein
This little piggy is scum
And this little piggy cries:
ME! ME! ME! ME! I’m a FELON!
This little piggy tweaks the market
This little piggy plays dumb
This little piggy’s friends with Epstein
This little piggy is scum
And this little piggy cries:
ME! ME! ME! ME! I’m a FELON!
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
But whatever happens, DO NOT put in additional fire hydrants.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
But whatever happens, DO NOT put in additional fire hydrants.
Such an old fashioned word: prices.
Like they used to think cost of goods was relevant back then. I mean, think about it. Prices. Quaint, really.
Like they used to think cost of goods was relevant back then. I mean, think about it. Prices. Quaint, really.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Such an old fashioned word: prices.
Like they used to think cost of goods was relevant back then. I mean, think about it. Prices. Quaint, really.
Like they used to think cost of goods was relevant back then. I mean, think about it. Prices. Quaint, really.
:::bangs spit out of trombone mouthpiece:::
a woman is making a funny face while standing in front of a man in a suit .
Alt: a woman playing Debbie Downer is making a funny face while standing in front of a man in a suit with text that reads: WHOMP WHOMP referring to a sad trombone sound.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
:::bangs spit out of trombone mouthpiece:::
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the…🤔
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
So THAT’s what necking is?
Oof.
Oof.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
So THAT’s what necking is?
Oof.
Oof.
Karma, she’s a simple girl at heart.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Karma, she’s a simple girl at heart.
Not sure he wants the job, but he’s one who would make a fine Minority Leader.
see also: Raskin, Van Hollen
see also: Raskin, Van Hollen
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Not sure he wants the job, but he’s one who would make a fine Minority Leader.
see also: Raskin, Van Hollen
see also: Raskin, Van Hollen
Senator, stop. We’ve seen quite enough of you this week.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Senator, stop. We’ve seen quite enough of you this week.
Hunt over!
Let’s taxidermy that witch.
Let’s taxidermy that witch.
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hunt over!
Let’s taxidermy that witch.
Let’s taxidermy that witch.
*beeeeeeep
“Hi! You’ve reached The Gray Lady. Under advice of counsel I can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave a message, (especially if you’re GOP—-$500k cha-ching! amirite?) and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!”
*beeeeeep*
“Hi! You’ve reached The Gray Lady. Under advice of counsel I can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave a message, (especially if you’re GOP—-$500k cha-ching! amirite?) and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!”
*beeeeeep*
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
*beeeeeeep
“Hi! You’ve reached The Gray Lady. Under advice of counsel I can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave a message, (especially if you’re GOP—-$500k cha-ching! amirite?) and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!”
*beeeeeep*
“Hi! You’ve reached The Gray Lady. Under advice of counsel I can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave a message, (especially if you’re GOP—-$500k cha-ching! amirite?) and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!”
*beeeeeep*
They should be swearing in Grijalva any minute now. Perhaps they’re waiting for that first.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They should be swearing in Grijalva any minute now. Perhaps they’re waiting for that first.