Winter got lost in the way to southeastern Arizona. It was 75° the previous two days. 81° today. Generally, in December, we're in the upper 20s to middle 30s.

Technically speaking, if they were reaching in, wouldn't they be giving things a little tug?

Maybe they mentally grasp their colon and squeeze it like milking a cow's udder.

Yeah, I have these thoughts too

Figured

New fear unlocked

Sounds delicious. I had Vlasic dill pickle flavored corn puffs for breakfast. I'm now sad about it.

Huh?

The breakdown of all the security failures from that heist are amazing. I'm already using them as a negative use case when talking to people about Physical Security and Cybersecurity. This is simply more fuel on that dumpster fire.

Yikes. They don't make 'em like they used to?

You should set your sights on things that are more likely to happen, like winning the lottery, twice, in one day.

But, but, the other person or country pays that. It doesn't get passed to the consumer because... reasons?

Honestly, I'm baffled at how these people made it through school into real life.

Apparently, it's rocket surgery

Always representing the most fragile aspects of masculinity while pretending to be the toughest.

It's surprisingly versatile, but my family rarely leaves enough to become leftovers for sandwiches or breakfast hash.

Enjoy your pizza, which shouldn't be sandwiches or breakfast hash

To be honest, in my mind, I picture Turd and the others, like Harry, but killing the fuck out of everyone.

Slithergadee