So let's make a new one. Let's make it secular even, so it can't be subsumed by the culture war or abused by religious institutions. Make anti-consumerism one of the main features. Fatty foods, cheerful music, celebration of lights, and community gathering. I think Festivus is a good starting place.

Christmas itself is totally a fake holiday anyway. Jesus's birth was most likely in the spring. Christmas is just an attempt by christians to coopt the existing pagan mid-winter holiday, because their new theology didn't have anything to celebrate that time of year.

I intended this to be a shitpost, but I'm actually serious. We NEED the mid-winter holiday. Seasonal affective disorder isn't a modern thing, it's literally a fatal condition to a group of people cooped up with only their family for months of the dark and cold. The holiday helps to ease that tension

A second baby has hit the tattoo parlor

UPDATE: There is a baby in here

If he turned it down in life, it would be extremely disrespectful to force it on to his corpse.

Hear me out ☠️☠️☠️

There are, but like almost all things in the US government, if the president just refuses to do what they say, all they can really do is wag their fingers in rebuke.

They fired Nico. Our turn next, right? Right? Please?

Milky Gay

58 over par? I haven't touched a club in like fifteen years and I wouldn't do nearly that bad. That's ridiculously bad.

Make sure kids are safe?? They're not a policing agency, that's not their mandate. Just disgusting

Hilarious watching Online just lurking for decades, waiting for its moment to strike

As a Yankees fan, my ideal outcome of this WS is that somehow both teams lose but this has pushed me slightly over the edge to preferring a Toronto victory.

Is this really the biggest fashion concern in this photo

This is true of almost all academic fields, but especially the Humanities and soft sciences

Call me a casual all you like but I looked it up and I've never fucking heard of this guy

Yea wow, it's almost like decades of hyper ready radicalization, degrading societal conditions, and violent rhetoric at every level of politics including the president has caused some sort of violent atmosphere around politics. Who could possibly have seen this coming?