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Kilowog-core
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A fan account for the last survivor of Bolovax Vik. Canonical Communist. Chuck Dixon thinks I'm Tom Taylor. Making comic edits, memes, and leftist propaganda!

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A lotta people join the military cuz they wanna protect people, or cuz they ain't got other options. I respect an' honor those motivations, but that only makes what the US military does to those soldiers even more evil.

(Art sampled from "Hawkman" Vol. 4 #48. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Green Lanterns Kilowog and Kyle Rayner, in their Green Lantern uniforms with their rings powered, stand in front of a group of heavily-armed and uniformed Rannian soldiers, humanoids in retro-futuristic space armor and jetpacks. Kilowog says, "Let's face it, uniformed military posing with guns looks really cool! But this propaganda ain't the real story!" Kyle says, "With the uniforms and guns comes PTSD and trauma, war crimes and murder, and being an expendable tool of capitalists who'd rather you end up a casualty so they don't have to pay your medical bills afterward." Kilowog says, "So don't be a sucker for military propaganda! Fight for comrades, not capitalists!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I've read a lotta Batman, and this is still my favorite takedown of a Gotham villain. Savage!

(Art sampled from "Detective Comics" Vol. 1 #1071 by Simon Spurrier, Caspar Wijngaard, Steve Wands, Arianna Turturro, and Jessica Chen. Edits: Final panel.)
In comic book panels Mr. Freeze says, "Yes. I am a scientist. And I will brook no fuzzy analysis from a peddler of dream interpretation and lazy archetypes. I am not some lunatic to be mythologized." Dr. Annabel Mead, a psychiatrist Freeze kidnapped, puts her hands on her hips and says, "On that we can agree. You're not mentally unwell. You're just a narcissistic (censored)." The final panel shows Dr. Mead deep fried with pixelated sunglasses and the caption, "Who's ice cold now??" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Dangit Chris, stop leanin' on that fourth wall, it's fragile!

What're some minor conceits a' fiction that ya' love?

(Art sampled from "Titans: Beast World" Vol. 1 #6. Edits: Dialogue.)
Two comic book panels. In the first Peacemaker is sliding his helmet onto his head, a look of pain on his face. He says, "Damn superheroes. Always so morally superior when it comes to killing. But knocking someone out is fine in their book. Like there's no [expletive] prominent research out there about the long-term effects of repeated brain trauma." In the final panel, Amanda Waller says, "Peacemaker. What have I told you about that." Peacemaker sighs and says, "Don't lampshade the central conceits that hold up our very genre." Waller says, "That's right!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I swear this is the last a' these. Fer now.

But yeah, these are the two requirements. Whaddya like best about Dex-Starr? An' why should Dex-Starr an' Kilowog's Space Adventures be DC's next limited series?
A popular meme format shows a black and white wolf staring at each other in front of the moon. Captions read, "Inside you there are two wolves. One is full of rage and vengeance. One knows Dex-Starr is just the bestest kitty. You are a Red Lantern." A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Don't let yerself get overwhelmed. Focus on the moment. What's the next thing ta' do? Ya' got this, poozers!

Without violatin' OpSec, what're ya' up to fer organizin'?

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps: Recharge" Vol. 1 #5. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel a smiling Kilowog, an alien Green Lantern, talks to another Green Lantern, Guy Gardner. Kilowog says, "We gotta take our struggle one action at a time. Focus on th' next meetin', march, or fight. After, we celebrate! An' maybe ya' never do another thing. Or maybe... maybe ya' join us again. That's all it takes. One action at a time, without expectation. That's how we do it. How we save th' world!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Sailor Moon had it right. Love an' justice is what it's all about.

How're ya' fightin' fer love an' justice today?

(Art sampled from "Birds of Prey" Vol. 5 #26 by Kelly Thompson, Sami Basri, Adriano Lucas, Clayton Cowles, Jessica Berbey, and Rob Levin. Edits: Background, caption.)
In a comic book panel in front of a background of sparkling hearts, Black Canary walks with Batgirl, a.k.a. Cassandra Cain. Canary has a friendly arm around Batgirl's shoulders. A caption reads, "Hey comrade want to fight for love and justice with me?" A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I just love doin' these!

Who do ya' see in this picture (wrong answers only)?

(Art sampled from "Beast World" Vol. 1 #4 by Tom Taylor, Lucas Meyer, Romulo Fajardo, Jr., Wes Abbott, Chris Rosa, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: New captions.)
A comic book panel showing many heroes floating in space has each chaarcter labeled. Captions read, "Oh look! A splash page! That means ol' Kilowog can name that hero!" Superman, his eyes glowing with heat vision, is "Zinda, His Eyes Red". Hal Jordan is "HR Problem." Donna Troy is "Ted Magic Lasso". Alan Scott, pictured with a blond beard, is "Season 2 Riker". Mary Marvel is "Lightning Lass." Shazam is "Lightning Lad." Supergirl is "Captain Marvel." Martian Manhunter is "Choco-holic." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Sorry Supes, but a poozer's gotta eat!

What's yer favorite unusual snack?

(Art sampled from "Action Comics" Vol. 1 #589 by John Byrne, Dick Giordano, Tom Ziuko, John Costanza, Mike Carlin, and Andrew Helfer. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Superman and Green Lantern Kilowog are staring at a bunch of alien worms in a terrarium. Superman says, "Kilowog... would you still love me if I was a savothian worm?" Kilowog says, "No. You'd be too delicious ta love no more! I'd eat ya', an' not in the sexy way! Ya'd go from bein' a snacc ta' just a plain ol' snack!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Streaky is a good kitty! Streaky and Dex-Starr adventures when, DC?

What are ya' dreamin' about the revolution, poozers?

(Art sampled from the cover of "Power Girl" Vol. 3 #5. by Gary Frank and Brad Anderson. Edits: Caption, background, dream.)
In a comic book cover Streaky the Super-cat, an orange tabby with a lightning bolt etched in his fur and a superman cape, is adorably asleep and dreaming of a painting of Louis XVI being guillotined during the French Revolution. A caption reads, "Kitten thinks of nothing but revolution all day." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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This meme wuz funnier before incel losers started neggin' women fer stuff like this.

What's one a' the weirdest, but still sweet, compliments you've ever gotten?

(Art sampled from "The Brave and the Bold" Vol. 1 #64. Edits: Caption, visual enhancement.)
In a comic book panel Batman is kissing Marcia, a redheaded woman. She says, "Oh Batman, it's been so long... so long since these strong arms held me!" Batman says, "Marcia... I can hardly believe it's you! But... but why was that bow buzzard trying to ventilate your beautiful torso?" A caption reads, "This is why Green Arrow doesn't get girls like Batman. Because he doesn't compliment a woman's torso." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Which is yer favorite? What would ya' have labeled 'em?

(Art sampled from "Titans: Beast World" Vol. 1 #6. Edits: Dialogue, labels.)
A comic book panel is captioned, "The strongest heroes have gathered for... Kilowog names the heroes!" Batgirl, labeled "Bat Canary," says, "I know none of us are happy about this, but line up. No need to smile. Kilowog just loves doing this every so often!" Detective Chimp, labeled George W. Bush, says, "What? Come on! Is it because of the ears? It's because of the ears, isn't it?" The other heroes and their labels are: Martian Manhunter as Leather Daddy Luthor, Hawkgirl as Hire Jadzia Axelrod, Tim Drake as I'm Something of a Robin Myself, Hal Jordan as Fire Jeremy Adams, Starfire as Kory 2012, Shazam as Billy 5 years old, Cyborg as Bot-rack O-bot-ma, Wonder Woman as Lyudmila Pavlichenko, Aqualad as Video Game Protagonist, Supergirl as This Was My Day Off, Clark Kent as Sooper Toons, and Jon Kent as Tiny Soops Adventures, Mary Marvel as M Night Shazamalan, Wally West as Flash Ah-ahhhhh, and Mister Terrific as Mister T. A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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ACAB don't mean every cop intends ta' be evil. It means every cop is forced ta' be evil, under threat a' their job or even life.

What does better policin' look like ta' ya?

(Art sampled from "Batman" Vol. 4 #2. Edits: Dialogue, reversed panel, removed text.)
In a comic book panel a Gotham City cop holds another cop at gunpoint while Batman and Robin, a.k.a. Tim Drake, look on. The target raises his hands and says, "I just want to protect and serve! I've got to blow the whistle on corruption!" The cop aiming the gun says, "That's why I've got to take you out, buddy! Every cop has to be complicit! Chief's orders!" Tim whispers, "Um, shouldn't we do something Batman?" Batman whispers, "The status quo made me rich, Tim, shut up." A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-Core".
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I actually don't wanna be mean, but ya' know what they say: When they go low, we go tactical.

(Art sampled from "Titans: Beast World" Vol. 1 #5. Edits: Caption, background.)
A comic book panel is captioned, "Them: We should always be polite and civil, even to those who are mean back. Returning impoliteness for impoliteness makes us as bad as the fascists! I don't want to be mean, do you? Me:" The panel shows Amanda Waller, with a sinister, evil grin on her face, in front of a background of fire. A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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There's gonna be so much black smeared over those files they'll look like a Republican at a college party.

(Art sampled from "Absolute Superman" Vol. 1 #12 by Jason Aaron, Rafa Sandoval, Ulises Arreola, Becca Carey, Ash Padilla, and Chris Conroy. Edits: Dialogue.)
In comic book panels the Martha Kent from the absolute universe is grinning widely, her eyes bright, looking out a window as a nurse stands behind her. Martha says, "Did you hear? E-mails implicating Trump! I know the nazis will fight this tooth and nail, but maybe, just maybe... maybe he'll finally pay for it all... for children he..." The nurse says, "One of the e-mails even suggested he gave Bill Clinton oral sex!" Martha frowns. Her eyes become dull. She says, "Oh. That will be the focus now, won't it. Just a bunch of (censored)sucking memes, half of them homophobic. And his crimes will be forgotten. Again." A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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An' with any luck, society won't collapse, which means engineerin' an' tech jobs'll be important too!

What kinda community-useful skill are ya' usin' ta' prep fer a better tomorrow?

(Art sampled from "Catwoman" Vol. 1 #54. Edits: Caption.)
A comic book panel is captioned, "When you tell a prepper that survival is about farming and mutual aid instead of hoarding guns." The panel shows a bunch of prisoners raking leaves in the prison yard. One prisoner leans against the wall and says, "Tsk. I did not agree to manual labor." A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It's a thread fer theory questions! Ask yer questions below, I'll try ta' answer 'em, an' also ya' can answer each other's!

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps" Vol. 1 #213 by Steve Englehart, Joe Staton, Mark Farmer, Anthony Tollin, Bob Lappan, and ANdrew Helfer. Edits: Caption, background.)
A comic book panel is captioned, "When poozers start askin' questions about theory." The panel shows Kilowog, his face in extreme close-up. He says, "I can see I'm gonna be here a while-- but I got plenty o' time--!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I don't care if it's an old meme, Dex-Starr is best kitty an' he deserves a little salami!

What're some old memes ya still like an' use?

(Art sampled from "Red Lanterns" Vol. 1 #24 by Charles Soule, Alessandro Vitti, Gabe Eltaeb, Taylor Esposito, Chris Conroy, and Matt Idelson. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Atrocitous, founder of the Red Lanterns and currently without his ring, is cuddling Dex-Starr, the murderous housecat turned Red Lantern. Dex-Starr is protecting Atrocitous with his power ring. Dex-Starr says, "Massster, may I have sssome sssalami?" Atrocitous says, "You can have a little salami, as a treat." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Inside ya' are two Ravens. One is a responsible, cautious activist. The other is a chaos gremlin an' a lot more fun, but also probably shouldn't be indulged often.

What does yer chaos gremlin want ya' ta do?

(Art sampled from "Titans: Beast World" Vol. 1 #5. Edits: Dialogue, background, vfx.)
In a comic book panel Raven of the Titans, with a look of innocent shock on her face, is facing off against a Raven with a look of wicked glee on her face. Raven says "In any interaction with the police first see to your own safety." Nega-Raven says, "Take their service weapon!" A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I have that auditory processin' think sometimes so ya' need ta' speak up an' maybe repeat it a few times!

Now what were ya' sayin?

(Art sampled from "Mysteries of Love in Space" by Kyle Higgens, Cian Tormey, John Kalisz, Clayton Cowles, Alex Antone, and Dave Wielgosz. Edits: Caption.)
A comic book panel is captioned, "When they speak too quietly for me to understand them." Kilowog stares with wide eyes and an angry expression at the reader and shouts, "What did you say ta me?!" A watermark reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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"Why did X fail at the box office?"

Because the cost of living is skyrocketing and fewer people can afford going to the movies.

"Is it because of woke?"

Even McDonald's is seeing a drop-off in sales. McDonald's NEVER sees a drop-off in sales.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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A big problem with autism is havin' trouble tellin' when somethin's flirty, funny, or goin' too far. I hope I get it right.

Anyway, give Daddy Kilowog engagement, poozers!

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps: Recharge" Vol. 1 #3. Edits: Dialogue.)
A comic book panel shows Green Lantern Kilowog making a superhero landing, looking very powerful and impressive with his Green Lantern ring glowing. He shouts, "Daddy's here, poozers! Now, let's get you home." A caption reads "If Kilowog had Kilomin's social anxieties..." Kilowog says, "I hope usin' Daddy in this context is okay. I mean, it's mostly cuz I feel paternal ta' all ya' poozers. But I know there's also dominance an' kink meanin'. An' I don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable. Mebbe I'm overthinkin' it, but maybe I'm underthinkin'! I just, um, I really wanted ta' make a cool entrance with a' awesome soundin' openin' line. Aw, pooz, I'm screwin' it up, aren't I? Sorry." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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You can still eat the pizza after yer ruse! Garlic breadsticks 'r good!

What's yer favorite pizza side-order?

(Art sampled from "Birds of Prey" Vol. 5 #26 by Kelly Thompson, Sami Basri, Adriano Lucas, Clayton Cowles, Jessica Berbey, and Rob Levin. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Batgirl, a.k.a. Cassandra Cain, is fiddling with a lock on a skylight while Black Canary has her finger to her ear, speaking on comms. Canary says, "Yeah, pepperoni and mushrooms. That's right. We're on the roof, just go up the stairs inside." Batgirl says, "I would like garlic breadsticks." Canary says, "Cass, we're not eating the pizza, it's a ruse to get them to open the roof." She pauses, then says, "And an order of garlic breadsticks. Kay, bye." A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core."
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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POV: You just said Bruce Wayne does charity work.

Ya' remember this meme, poozers?

(Art sampled from "Mysteries of Love in Space" by Kyle Higgens, Cian Tormey, John Kalisz, Clayton Cowles, Alex Antone, and Dave Wielgosz. Edits: Dialogue, background.)
A comic book panel has an angry Kilowog letting loose with a hyperbolic, rambling rant based on an internet meme where he claims to be a highly trained assassin and sniper skilled in "Gorilla Grodd" warfare. The entire thing is not meant to be taken seriously and is too long for a text summary. The meme is watermarked Kilowog-core.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I think spiders are cute in controlled conditions, but me bein' stuck in a vent ain't controlled.

Whaddya think a' spiders? Lemme know in the comments!

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps: Recharge" Vol. 1 #4. Edits: Dialogue.)
In a comic book panel Green Lantern Kilowog is crawling through a vent, his bulky body filling the vent completely so he looks stuck. Robot spiders are crawling around and over him. Kilowog's Green Lantern Ring says, "Incoming message. Ring I.D. 2814.2. Guy Gardner of Earth." Over ring communications, Guy says, "Read me, Kilowog. Me an' Rayner are comin' to get ya. Just sit tight." Kilowog says, "What are you doing step-poozer! Heh, get it? Cuz I'm stuck in a vent? There are robo-spiders, I'm legit creeped out." A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This is just a meme. Don't actually bodycheck an undercover cop. But definitely learn ta' spot 'em, an' quietly tell people when ya' do!

Drop ways ta' identify cops in the comments!

(Art sampled from "Poison Ivy" Vol. 1 #37. Edits: Labels.)
In a comic book panel Poison Ivy, with her hair in a ponytail and dark clothes and glasses, looks off in the distance while Dr. Leslie Thompkins is behind her. Poison Ivy is labeled "An undercover cop at a protest." She says, "A mess? Who's going to cause a mess? Who else knows I'm even here?" Leslie Thompkins says ominously, "Him." The next panel shows Batman, labeled "Anyone who knows what to look for, slamming into Poison Ivy's back and causing her to collapse forward. A QR code reads "Edited by Kilowog-core".
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM