Sharkiplier (Kilo Shark) 🦈
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Sharkiplier (Kilo Shark) 🦈
@kiloshark.bsky.social
28 l Any Pronouns | Queer | Punk | Airsofter | Detox Nurse | Married/Open
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Feed me your fiber optic cables
Noted.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I already figured out what we are having for dinner, AND I am comfortable calling the pizza place to place the order.
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Let me give you your daily dose of antidepressants~
October 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
EPIC
October 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Time to make some pumpkin pie~
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
😇😇😇😇
September 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me me me!
September 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Lemme sniff ass, then smother me with it so I meet god faster
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
*me summoning the tornado and directing it towards the wicked witch of the east's house*
September 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Imagine the overhead bins being full of fursuit heads
September 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Con chairs getting private jets would be cool ngl
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If megachurches can make pastors rich, there's an equal opportunity for cons to "misplace" money and commit fraud, and some absolutely have, and they've been caught, and many.... faced no consequences. Im speaking outside of the fandom as well, but I think there are some furry cons doing this.
September 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Brother we NEED to hike together
September 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You're iconic
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Neilmed sinus rinse, Allegra and hot drinks to relax your sinuses. A nice mint or eucalyptus tea would be very beneficial
September 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
And while I can't prove intent, and I understand newer or smaller cons using volunteer work because it's the only option, I can garuntee you some of these larger cons are pocketing huge amounts of cash on the backs of employees who just get a half-price room and a shitty lunch as pay.
September 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This isn't talked about enough because we assume good will from charity. People act like conventions are somehow only able to run on this non-profit system, which is entirely not true considering everything that isnt a furry con is doing it for profit and paying staff.
September 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Where's the pain usually at?
September 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
50% chance I sleep in my car, 50% chance I actually make the 40 minute drive back to my bed
August 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM