I'll spoil it for you: if it happens in a red state, it's the goverment's fault. If it happens in a blue state, it's God's righteous judgement.

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Yeah, I probably would have and just thrown out the seasoning packet but it smelled a bit funky so I didn't feel like risking it

Lol, I did that with a pack of ramen. It's been collecting dust in my cabinet and wasn't rotated properly I guess because I went to cook and it was dated for 2018 😱

Okay, now I gotta see this movie

Reminds of the early aughts working at a grocery store. I lived in candy bars, strawberry Fanta and slim fasts

That looks like a pretty comfy spot for a nap to be fair