Kevin Cantú
@killerswan.bsky.social
I occasionally say interesting things.
they / them 🏳️⚧️
Berkeley, CA
they / them 🏳️⚧️
Berkeley, CA
at the sex shop like
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
at the sex shop like
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DQK12B/
“but it’s the future it just _is_” 🎤
“but it’s the future it just _is_” 🎤
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DQK12B/
“but it’s the future it just _is_” 🎤
“but it’s the future it just _is_” 🎤
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
reminds me, a recent TikTok discovery:
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
reminds me, a recent TikTok discovery:
my firmest belief?
"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves."
against totalitarianism, against fatalism, against jealousy: love
amidst chaos: the admission that things are out of control
empathy to the very end
"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves."
against totalitarianism, against fatalism, against jealousy: love
amidst chaos: the admission that things are out of control
empathy to the very end
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
my firmest belief?
"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves."
against totalitarianism, against fatalism, against jealousy: love
amidst chaos: the admission that things are out of control
empathy to the very end
"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves."
against totalitarianism, against fatalism, against jealousy: love
amidst chaos: the admission that things are out of control
empathy to the very end
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is the box it comes it they’ll never guess
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
this is the box it comes it they’ll never guess
OK so I’ve said before that people who bring a candle to the holiday white elephant gift party are especially evil
but I’m now in possession of monster cock shaped candle I’d like to give away
but I’m now in possession of monster cock shaped candle I’d like to give away
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
OK so I’ve said before that people who bring a candle to the holiday white elephant gift party are especially evil
but I’m now in possession of monster cock shaped candle I’d like to give away
but I’m now in possession of monster cock shaped candle I’d like to give away
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the Wall Street journal should be ashamed!!
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
the Wall Street journal should be ashamed!!
hooray!!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DYE2Jd/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DYE2Jd/
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
hooray!!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DYE2Jd/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DYE2Jd/
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
a great little comment about who deserves credit for the story of Rosemary’s Baby:
October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
a great little comment about who deserves credit for the story of Rosemary’s Baby:
I have unlocked a whole new level of convincing TikTok that I’m a lesbian
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I have unlocked a whole new level of convincing TikTok that I’m a lesbian
or more like this
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
or more like this
I’d characterize conflating “cranky” with “skilled” to hire OPs pol also as something very much like using scars to establish credibility (in this case emotional ones)
if you don’t have a better quality measure of experience that is one 😅
if you don’t have a better quality measure of experience that is one 😅
October 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’d characterize conflating “cranky” with “skilled” to hire OPs pol also as something very much like using scars to establish credibility (in this case emotional ones)
if you don’t have a better quality measure of experience that is one 😅
if you don’t have a better quality measure of experience that is one 😅
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
ooh I’m about to make the jump: just priced out a StudioLux thingy
I’ve been devoted to extra extra extra sparkling for a while, just not as conveniently:
I’ve been devoted to extra extra extra sparkling for a while, just not as conveniently:
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ooh I’m about to make the jump: just priced out a StudioLux thingy
I’ve been devoted to extra extra extra sparkling for a while, just not as conveniently:
I’ve been devoted to extra extra extra sparkling for a while, just not as conveniently:
ahh yes it’s 4AM so I have new opinions about local electricians, fancy toilets, and magnetic lash extensions
(bet most of them are fine / can I get a vendor to deal with scheduling the electrician too though? / and bet most of those suck)
(bet most of them are fine / can I get a vendor to deal with scheduling the electrician too though? / and bet most of those suck)
October 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
ahh yes it’s 4AM so I have new opinions about local electricians, fancy toilets, and magnetic lash extensions
(bet most of them are fine / can I get a vendor to deal with scheduling the electrician too though? / and bet most of those suck)
(bet most of them are fine / can I get a vendor to deal with scheduling the electrician too though? / and bet most of those suck)
a fly mask you say?
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
a fly mask you say?