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#Local: ICE Agents In Bethlehem, PA, Rip Newborn Away From Young Mother During Late Night Manger Raid #news
December 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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#Christmas: President Trump Asks Ghost Of Christmas Past If He Can Stay On Island A Bit Longer #news
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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#Politics: White House Confirms Washington Monument To Be Renamed Trump-Epstein Friendship Memorial #news
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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#Business: North Pole Lays Off Hundreds Days Before Christmas As Claus Makes Push For AI-Powered Workshop Automation #news
December 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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#Local: Area Teacher Fired For Wishing Students Happy Honda Days #news
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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#BreakingNews #news
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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#Report: Children Of Divorce, Quantum Beings To Celebrate Two Christmases This Year #news
December 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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#Local: ‘Well, Guess I’ll Turn In For The Night,’ Thinks Bored Man At 4:00PM #news
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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#Politics: In-Depth Knowledge Of Trump Cameo In ‘Home Alone 2’ Now A Requirement To Becoming U.S. Citizen #news
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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#Report: Billionaire Philanthropist Must Not Be Very Good At It #news
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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#Local: Area Boyfriend Unable To Compete With Seasonal Desert #news
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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#BreakingNews #news
December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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#Politics: President Trump Addresses Nation In Televised Event To Ask If Anyone Knows How To Get Soda Stain Off Ivory Leather Couch #news
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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#History: Archeologists Discover Christ’s 'Grateful Dead' Bumper Sticker #news
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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#Report: Study Finds Support Of Abstinence-Only Agenda Strongest Among Wives Of GOP Officials #news
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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#Local: Area Woman Unable To Differentiate Between Seasonal Depression, Political Depression #news
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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#Politics: President Trump Asks Aide If It Normal For Skin To Just Sort Of Fall Off Sometimes #news
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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#Report: There Little Average American Wouldn’t Do For Free T-Shirt #news
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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#Politics: Trump Announces Seized Venezuelan Oil Tanker To Become Part Of East Wing Ballroom #news
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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#Entertainment: Dozens Of Studio Executives Surgically Merge Selves Into Giant, Grotesque Blob Of Human Flesh #news
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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#Local: ‘Economy Doing Great Under Trump,’ Reports Conservative Man To Coworkers At Fourth Job #news
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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#BreakingNews #news
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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#Celebrity: Donald Trump Worried He Trapped In Dead-End Government Job #news
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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#Local: Area Woman Pushing Oversized Coffee Mug In Baby Stroller #news
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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#Politics: Despondent JD Vance Spotted Staring At Raymour & Flanigan From Car While Fidgeting With Sobriety Chip #news
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM