Brian Armstrong
@killermonk.bsky.social
Psych! It doesn't actually go check the data. It just keeps making things up.
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Psych! It doesn't actually go check the data. It just keeps making things up.
And even when it says it will go check the source, it will still just make up words and not actually look up the report.
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
And even when it says it will go check the source, it will still just make up words and not actually look up the report.
My son did this with fishing line in the garage recently. He was building a trap for bad guys so they couldn't get in the house.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My son did this with fishing line in the garage recently. He was building a trap for bad guys so they couldn't get in the house.
I got Netware certified in high school... 😅
I'd probably have to skill up for it.
I'd probably have to skill up for it.
October 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I got Netware certified in high school... 😅
I'd probably have to skill up for it.
I'd probably have to skill up for it.
What if we're a really senior software engineer with lots of Python experience, but just know basics of networking?
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What if we're a really senior software engineer with lots of Python experience, but just know basics of networking?
So I'm on the other app and hit the top of my feed and see this post. Jump over here and see this same post. Think I reopened the other app. Really sent me for a minute.
August 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So I'm on the other app and hit the top of my feed and see this post. Jump over here and see this same post. Think I reopened the other app. Really sent me for a minute.
If @senatorshoshana.bsky.social ever wanted hiking buddies, sounds like your wife might be a good suggestion!
This must've been an awesome trip!
This must've been an awesome trip!
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If @senatorshoshana.bsky.social ever wanted hiking buddies, sounds like your wife might be a good suggestion!
This must've been an awesome trip!
This must've been an awesome trip!
it's basically playing on repeat at my house
July 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it's basically playing on repeat at my house
This app needs a way to change our notification settings so I can get notified about this.
Also so I can never miss an amazing post about Sam!
Also so I can never miss an amazing post about Sam!
July 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This app needs a way to change our notification settings so I can get notified about this.
Also so I can never miss an amazing post about Sam!
Also so I can never miss an amazing post about Sam!
My momma raised me right: I always put the toilet seat down.
Why would you leave it up? That's disgusting.
Why would you leave it up? That's disgusting.
May 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My momma raised me right: I always put the toilet seat down.
Why would you leave it up? That's disgusting.
Why would you leave it up? That's disgusting.
You and me both, Jeff. My wife's going to just love my rediscovered talent.
May 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You and me both, Jeff. My wife's going to just love my rediscovered talent.
Next you're going to try to tell me that King Author wasn't real, aren't you?
April 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Next you're going to try to tell me that King Author wasn't real, aren't you?
The public fellatio of Trump on display from all these tech companies is quite something to behold
January 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The public fellatio of Trump on display from all these tech companies is quite something to behold
My oldest uses it for a quote book and has run out of room several time and had to start a new note
December 13, 2024 at 12:46 AM
My oldest uses it for a quote book and has run out of room several time and had to start a new note
They're so big now. And now I have 12 ducks and 5 chickens thanks to natural processes.
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
They're so big now. And now I have 12 ducks and 5 chickens thanks to natural processes.
Time to buy the domain and plant a crypto miner in it! Or something nefarious.
December 1, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Time to buy the domain and plant a crypto miner in it! Or something nefarious.
I love our wool balls, and also have the same problem with fitted sheets.
The dogs also love the wool balls if they ever fall out of the basket unnoticed.
The dogs also love the wool balls if they ever fall out of the basket unnoticed.
November 28, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I love our wool balls, and also have the same problem with fitted sheets.
The dogs also love the wool balls if they ever fall out of the basket unnoticed.
The dogs also love the wool balls if they ever fall out of the basket unnoticed.
Nope. They didn't do this on purpose. They wanted Trump elected. Now they can do it to drive rage clicks again on their headlines.
It's not about reporting, it's about their bottom line.
It's not about reporting, it's about their bottom line.
November 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Nope. They didn't do this on purpose. They wanted Trump elected. Now they can do it to drive rage clicks again on their headlines.
It's not about reporting, it's about their bottom line.
It's not about reporting, it's about their bottom line.
Which one is the flash?
November 27, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Which one is the flash?
No no. See, it's visionary because _both_ parents get turned into monsters, instead of just the mother.
November 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
No no. See, it's visionary because _both_ parents get turned into monsters, instead of just the mother.
More of the creatures I follow are switching over, so I hope so. I think the flat eathers will always stay over on Twitter, though
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
More of the creatures I follow are switching over, so I hope so. I think the flat eathers will always stay over on Twitter, though
I hear he's known as Apartheid Clyde
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I hear he's known as Apartheid Clyde