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Xander
@killerbuttonfly.bsky.social
Colorado leftist. Craft beer enthusiast. Comic book geek. Crabby millennial. Corgi companion. Cat dad. Probably some other C-words.
Came across Steve Aoki selling graded Garbage Pail Kids cards on a whatnot stream, and yes I’m aware that this sounds like a really boring dream that I’m describing, but it’s real. How is this real though?
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Happy Simpsons gold chain day to those who celebrate
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Best accidental pause ever
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Boebert continuing to prove there is no bottom when exploring the depths of her depravity. Please donate to @trishacalvarese.bsky.social’s campaign to unseat her if you are able.
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My thought process when buying movie tickets today.
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
October 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
September 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Feelsbadman
September 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Real ones know this is the true @lillywachowski.bsky.social masterpiece 🏎️
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Flyer for a Kirk vigil in my home town. That last line is included as a warning 💯 Very glad that I will be out of state then.
September 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Shoulder mounted pup missile - now standard in this house #dogsky
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
He died doing what he loved. I swear if he ends up being the Franz Ferdinand to push us into a full on civil war…
September 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social and anyone else that still plays Pokémon Go, please add me 😬
September 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The cringe is strong with this one
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Go Rox! Boo Cubbies! @kibblesmith.com
August 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don’t know what to do with my hands
August 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Scorching Bernabel getting NL player of the week in his first week of playing 😎
August 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
July 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I still think of him like this. It’s still 2007, right?
June 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
🤔 indeed, Mark.
June 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy 4th birthday to this lil gremlin. Appropriately on Friday the 13th 🐈‍⬛
June 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Literal hero shit
June 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How can you not be romantic about baseball???
June 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM