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🔞 you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar but i think flies are gross
I actually published some more over on twt a few months back lemme go copy those
June 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I actually published some more over on twt a few months back lemme go copy those
I think imma include this in my corrupt auror fic
June 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think imma include this in my corrupt auror fic
“Figured I’d take you in for questioning.”
“To your flat I bet, how’d the DMLE like to know that their SECOND BEST auror is misusing department resources to stalk & harass innocent women?”
“Innocent? I’m sure they’d agree you need a close eye and tight leash.”
“Firm hand too.”
“To your flat I bet, how’d the DMLE like to know that their SECOND BEST auror is misusing department resources to stalk & harass innocent women?”
“Innocent? I’m sure they’d agree you need a close eye and tight leash.”
“Firm hand too.”
June 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“Figured I’d take you in for questioning.”
“To your flat I bet, how’d the DMLE like to know that their SECOND BEST auror is misusing department resources to stalk & harass innocent women?”
“Innocent? I’m sure they’d agree you need a close eye and tight leash.”
“Firm hand too.”
“To your flat I bet, how’d the DMLE like to know that their SECOND BEST auror is misusing department resources to stalk & harass innocent women?”
“Innocent? I’m sure they’d agree you need a close eye and tight leash.”
“Firm hand too.”
-you interrupted my date and you have no grounds to do so!”
“Oh I have plenty, are you aware that cavorting with suspected dark wizards is a direct violation of your parole?”
“Gryffindor privilege at its finest, gonna throw me in Azkaban for having dinner with another man?”
“Oh I have plenty, are you aware that cavorting with suspected dark wizards is a direct violation of your parole?”
“Gryffindor privilege at its finest, gonna throw me in Azkaban for having dinner with another man?”
June 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
-you interrupted my date and you have no grounds to do so!”
“Oh I have plenty, are you aware that cavorting with suspected dark wizards is a direct violation of your parole?”
“Gryffindor privilege at its finest, gonna throw me in Azkaban for having dinner with another man?”
“Oh I have plenty, are you aware that cavorting with suspected dark wizards is a direct violation of your parole?”
“Gryffindor privilege at its finest, gonna throw me in Azkaban for having dinner with another man?”
Red nail polish on her toes
June 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Red nail polish on her toes
You already know about corrupt auror longbottom cheating on his wife with his parolee
June 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
You already know about corrupt auror longbottom cheating on his wife with his parolee