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Lucas McWhaley
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Ham fisted ivory tickler.
@vincemancini.bsky.social really hoping you do Dead Yourself a Wood eventually, if only to hear wild newspaper articles from the 1870s. Also the challenge for @mattlieb.bsky.social to find enough popular songs from the era to parody.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Really enjoying @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social 's Soldier in the Army of Love. Trying to sing along is challenging, however as on lyric proves to be quite the tongue twister: "on the banks of the Volga watching Messerschmidts fall"
October 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@davidcovucci.bsky.social Cooch! Proud to know a fellow Annandale-er published at Defector. This made my Friday.
How College Mascots Conceal Their Identity And Their Ass | Defector
This piece was originally published on FOIAball, a new publication covering college football programs using this country’s robust Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) laws. If you like this story, consid...
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August 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Maybe we'll be a free country when people care more about May Day than Ramen Day and May the Fourth.
May 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Is "grease monkey" still a slur in good standing?
March 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Lucas McWhaley
"i just don't understand it. no matter how many times we help our opponents accomplish their goals, they keep getting more powerful and we keep getting less popular"
March 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Oh sure, I'M the dumbass for thinking Goodbye Yellow Brick Road was on the Wicked soundtrack.
March 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Jesus: Love thy neighbor.
Preppers: I will do everything in my power to NOT have neighbors.
February 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Now I gotta buy a dang combine just to keep doing ethical capitalism. My Harris magnet will look great on the back though.
John Deere Investors Mow Down Anti-DEI Measures, Vote To Stay Woke - Jalopnik
98.7 percent of John Deere's investors supported DEI policies despite company management backing away from things like Pride events
www.jalopnik.com
February 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
USA vs Canada has been an awesome game. MVP? Definitely the sound tech capturing every CLANK of the bench doors, feel like I'm right at ice level!
February 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Reposted by Lucas McWhaley
"Trumpism will not be defeated by politicians inside the DC beltway," writes Senator Bernie Sanders for Guardian US. "It will only be defeated by millions of Americans, in every state in this country, coming together in a strong, grassroots movement."
Can Trumpism be defeated? Absolutely. Here’s how | Bernie Sanders
www.theguardian.com
February 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Key & Peele east/west bowl sketch but for the Puppy Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
When Este's shinin'
When Danielle's timin'
When Alana's rhymin'
That's when I'm HAIMin'
February 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Great distillation from @davidjroth.bsky.social
"Even the most miraculous plowshare must have some potential utility as a sword."
The Future Is Too Easy | Defector
LAS VEGAS — There is something unstable at the most basic level about any space with too much capitalism happening in it. The air is all wrong, there’s simultaneously too much in it and not enough of ...
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January 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@downgoesbrown.bsky.social I was watching Heat on Hulu last night, and money launderer Van Zant is watching a hockey game for about 5 seconds before he's (spoiler alert) killed by McCauley. Can you identify the game, its outcome, and any thematic implications to the neo-noir cops & robbers classic?
January 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
1 in 83 ain't zero! There's hope for us yet.
Astronomers discover 196-foot asteroid with 1-in-83 chance of hitting Earth in 2032
"Impact probability is still very low, and the most likely outcome will be a close approaching rock that misses us."
www.space.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Lovingly crafting food from scratch the old fashioned way bloody sucks.
January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yeah I speak French.
Quatre vingt dix nutz, n'est-ce pas?
January 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM