Ben Kilgust
@kilgust.bsky.social
Bad takes on ads, politics, Chicago sports, you name it. All bad. Don’t read this.
Eagles aren’t gonna be able to pull this off though
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Eagles aren’t gonna be able to pull this off though
I'm sorry to hear that, man. I'm hoping things turn around for you and get a little easier.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I'm sorry to hear that, man. I'm hoping things turn around for you and get a little easier.
Wait is the tagline actually "KICK IT"? Cuz I do wanna kick it with the cool smoking baby.
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Wait is the tagline actually "KICK IT"? Cuz I do wanna kick it with the cool smoking baby.
I have some bad news about the 2025 Bears and 4th quarters
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have some bad news about the 2025 Bears and 4th quarters
Ya know... with a trampoline? Possible.
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ya know... with a trampoline? Possible.
The worst part is they never actually leave.
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The worst part is they never actually leave.
I mean, ya gotta when you’re ICE COLD.
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I mean, ya gotta when you’re ICE COLD.
This shit ain’t fooling anyone. Impeach the criminal president or resign your office.
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This shit ain’t fooling anyone. Impeach the criminal president or resign your office.
"What if plagiarism.... was NEW?!??!"
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"What if plagiarism.... was NEW?!??!"
But what if AI could render him decent looking? [ducks]
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
But what if AI could render him decent looking? [ducks]
Damn. They shared the hair dye.
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Damn. They shared the hair dye.
I'm okay with him lying in state if the public is allowed to expectorate.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm okay with him lying in state if the public is allowed to expectorate.
None of these men look well. Indoctrinate some Vitamin C in your bodies, gents.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
None of these men look well. Indoctrinate some Vitamin C in your bodies, gents.
Never picked up on until now that he's excited for "real coffee" (Folgers?) after coming from... WEST AFRICA. I hope the Ivory Coast kicked him the hell out.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Never picked up on until now that he's excited for "real coffee" (Folgers?) after coming from... WEST AFRICA. I hope the Ivory Coast kicked him the hell out.
UFW has one of the best logos ever and they sell merch/ apparel
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
UFW has one of the best logos ever and they sell merch/ apparel
Trump is Jabba if Jabba sucked at his job.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump is Jabba if Jabba sucked at his job.