Matt Kilcast
@kilcast.bsky.social
Armchair football manager. Lego architect. Resigned commuter. Oldham Athletic, Farnborough, St Albans.
“Iain, you’re not putting that on social media, are you?”
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Iain, you’re not putting that on social media, are you?”
Watched it every year since I was introduced to it by my then-gf/now wife. I still mysteriously always end up with something in my eye by the end.
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Watched it every year since I was introduced to it by my then-gf/now wife. I still mysteriously always end up with something in my eye by the end.
So sorry for your loss, my condolences.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
So sorry for your loss, my condolences.
Puns are the highest form of humour and I’ll die on that hill.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Puns are the highest form of humour and I’ll die on that hill.
They were just really excited to tell you and rushed the email.
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They were just really excited to tell you and rushed the email.
This leaves me with an unaccountable craving for those pink licorice allsorts.
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This leaves me with an unaccountable craving for those pink licorice allsorts.
Don’t know how old your kids are, but swing by the Fauna Brewery afterwards. Lovely food too. Just don’t order them the rum and raisin ice cream, it’s… potent.
October 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Don’t know how old your kids are, but swing by the Fauna Brewery afterwards. Lovely food too. Just don’t order them the rum and raisin ice cream, it’s… potent.
Sounds like a rough day. Stick on some Gnossienne No 1, have a cuppa, and forget other people for a bit.
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sounds like a rough day. Stick on some Gnossienne No 1, have a cuppa, and forget other people for a bit.
Oof. Makes me feel old. I regularly listen to Ladytron, Fischerspooner, Add N To (X), Midnight Juggernauts, Vitalic, etc, and in my head that's still new music.
September 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Oof. Makes me feel old. I regularly listen to Ladytron, Fischerspooner, Add N To (X), Midnight Juggernauts, Vitalic, etc, and in my head that's still new music.
Now I have to rewatch Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.
September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Now I have to rewatch Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.
Sorry to hear this. Prioritise what’s important, good luck to you and your family.
September 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sorry to hear this. Prioritise what’s important, good luck to you and your family.
It looks worryingly like a cell door. Is she… is she in there?
September 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It looks worryingly like a cell door. Is she… is she in there?
My middle aged carcass thanks you for your consideration. Though you should keep an eye on that DCL chap in the ressies.
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My middle aged carcass thanks you for your consideration. Though you should keep an eye on that DCL chap in the ressies.
Return to Goodison is perfect for this.
September 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Return to Goodison is perfect for this.
Even Kate Adie looked shaken.
September 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Even Kate Adie looked shaken.
This is like when Poundland opened next door to Poundworld in St Albans. The schism that followed, well...we're still counting the bodies.
September 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This is like when Poundland opened next door to Poundworld in St Albans. The schism that followed, well...we're still counting the bodies.