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kikoklyde.bsky.social
Kiko Klyde 🥚🐞
@kikoklyde.bsky.social
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Alliterates with Khaos

cohost refugee and pithee extraordinaire; I mostly chill with games, make surreal shitposts, and vibe with music

send sillies at: kikoklyde.straw.page

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kikoklyde.bsky.social
"Architects are cooked" my brother who needs christ, the birds and the monkeys are going to run your fucking shit if you follow through with something as heinous as this
A picture of an AI generated floor pan, zoomed in on an apparent bedroom that is labeled "master suite"; outside of complete errors such as a TV facing the wall in a spot that wouldn't be possiblied used in a comfortable manner anyway, and the general dogshit nature of the matter... the bed and two nightstand are setup in a manner where the head of the bed is up against a large ass window and the sleeper would be pointed towards the door of the bedroom, which is a major violation of basic feng shui principles
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
his existence discheeses me very much
An image of JD Vance taken in front of a small draping american flag pole and a blue painting with dark, brassy frame; Vance has been edited in a manner where he looks very murid/rodent like with a tall standing hair-do, ala flushed away
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
We permit no kings on this godless rock
The Image of Bald JD Vance, Photoshopped and liquefied to look like the Portland Frog, with Donald Trump giving a mean mugged side eye through the wrinkled transparent face/view hole
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
Picture of a pile of french fries on newspaper styled novelty waxpaper with a mayo sauce put in a white bowl peeking out from the top left corner; in white text, the caption "retweet if you love fries" is at the top, with "or desperately crave $1000" at the bottom, with the text reading "$1000" having a bar of digitally drawn black behind it, presumably over-riding a previous punchline
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
ooo, fun
the results: " You Are A: [in blue] Chaotic Good Human Wizard (3rd Level) Ability Scores: Strength- 14 Dexterity- 16 Constitution- 14 Intelligence- 18 Wisdom- 16 Charisma- 15 "
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
seems like big on engineer...

but I've also found evidence dude might've gone hard on the idle/farm servers...
A layout of TF2 Class stats on steam, which shake out to be: engineer: 221 hours soldier: 125.9 hours scout: 122.9 hours heavy: 113 hours sniper: 99 hours medic: 98.9 hours The heavy stats have been expanded on, revealing maximums of 3,030 points, 3,026 kills, and 422,537 damage
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
Drop your weirdest gif or you’re no fucking fun
August 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
oh this is brilliant, oh this kicks ass
Screenshot of post from Kiko Klyde (@kikoklyde.bsky.social) that this post is replying to; the given label to the user Kiko Klyde for what is currently discussed in this thread is "Toilet (Sharted too hard)"; outside of the potential labels that are scribbled out in pink with writing reading "Do Not Worry" and a simple cat face done in blue on it, the labels it shares the space with are "she/her", "UTC-08:00", "cat", "Chimera", "Coyote", and "Rabbit"
August 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
presented without context, feel free to caption
An edit of JD Vance Interviewing both Plato and Aristotle, as they are depicted in Raphael's school of athens fresco, on a brooklyn sidewalk;... for the more observant in the audience: behind JD Vance there is a spinosaurus creeping behind a tree
August 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
He so Schlungly now
August 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
Oh Dear Fuck
August 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
lowkey highkey, MECHA BREAK is actually kinda fucking lit (and there is totally no bias coming from the fact that I am completely cracked at it)
A section of a Match History, showing that 5 games in a row as one particular mech where won as an MVP, as denoted by a golden diamond shape icon; a sixth entry in the middle is a defeat record on a different mech, it has been lightly scribbled out in purple with pink writing on top that say "cum squire stole it" with a frowny face drawn next to it
July 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
I AM YOUR BEAST is dropping on consoles next week and I am ready to start bullying all my console friends into getting on this incredible experience
June 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
A Picture of a grey striped siberian kitten on a bed with a white fluffy blanket and light grey pillows; black bars have been added above and blow the image, on these black bars are the words "IM BLUNT BECAUSE GOD ROLLED ME THAT WAY [100 emoji]" in white bold impact font
May 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
May 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
[y'all know the rules]

honestly forgot about that and didn't think about it, absolute banger
A well-drawn sketched comic; at the gates of heaven TOP LEFT PANEL: Jesus, with a raised eyebrow, asks "did you bring it?" TOP RIGHT PANEL: Pope Francis, with a jovial expression, proclaims "I did." MIDDLE PANEL, WIDESHOT: on a backdrop of the rolling bumps of the clouds, pope francis hands a thin black box with a white stripe at the top to jesus, who has the pearly gates behind him BOTTOM PANEL, WIDE: we close in on the exchanging hands, with jesus grabbing the box, which we now see to be a copy of UNDERTALE
April 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
this was inevitable
a blue menu which states at the top: "To comply with updated verification guidelines, we now require a digital representation of your fursona. This ensures that all visitors meet community standards and engage responsibly. Please use the space below to draw your fursona. Submissions will be reviewed automatically by FurID™, our trusted third-party verification system. Your submission is used solely for verification and will not be shared." Below this statement, is a very basic drawing widget, where a calico coated creature with blue hair and pink purple-lens glasses and a single jutting fang is drawn in a humorously crude style
April 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
figuring that the [something] starts with a p/q/g/y but nothing is coming to mind at the moment...
March 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
did some work on this... and I'm starting to come to a different conclusion...

"fucking" wouldn't fit, and if it was "ass" it'd have to be a pretty tight "ass" (ayy)

I'd probably go with "whiny [something] lil' slut" currently...
close up of the original image being discussed, with red lettering copied from the original dialogue; of the four blacked out words, the first one has "ucking" overlayed on it, showing that "fucking" wouldn't fit; the third is overlayed with "ass", with the last s in "ass" is going over the blacked out area; the last one is overlayed with "slut", which fits in quite nicely; no input is yet given for the second blacked out word the same close up; the first blackout has been overlayed with "whiny", and the third blackout is overlayed with "lil"; there is still no suggestion for the second blackout word, and the fourth is still overlayed with "slut"
March 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
this is where the fun begins
write in of a form, the field for "school or school district ZIP code" has "42069" entered into it; the next field, titled "Please describe in as much detail as possible the discriminatory practice taking place" given a 450 WORD limit, has a highlight box filled with a repeated string of unprintable characters, foreign languages, and emojis counted as 1 out of 450 words; the last section to upload to file, has the file "you_fat_bitch.png" added to it
February 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
not a major fan, the disparity in positionings of the arrangement "qim" between font weight is kinda fucking gross
The Text "Oj Sqimson squirms" in the topical "coolvetica" font repeated five times with differing font weights(boldness) and alternating italicism; for all examples presented, the tail of the lowercase q goes to the first column of the lowercase m in "sqimson", and as the font weight increases the ending of the tail shifts to the right, so on the lightest weight the end of the tail is to the right of the first column, and slowly aligns with it before going off to be a little on the left side of the column
February 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
A Default White 3D Ball PNG with the Top Caption of "AIR JORDAN" on the top in oldschool meme style Impact Font
January 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
me on my generational borderline shit:
Shin Megami Tensei seal with the text "Featuring Pregante From The Dick May Cum™ Series" overlaid on it with red embossed text
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
made this shit for a gaff, honestly goes hard as fuck
on a digitally artifacted red and blue background, there is a lime green and purple panda with a neon aura; the panda has a halo of darkness, and the panda's left eye is also projecting a small circle of darkness
January 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
kikoklyde.bsky.social
what it looks like when the data is """properly""" rendered
glitchy moshed data, with colored left-aligned spectrogram like color-bands at the top, and colored scattered pixel outlines for the last 2ish thirds
January 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM