Kikki Planet
@kikkiplanet.bsky.social
Just another Twitter refugee
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I know you’re all transfixed by Leavitt’s lips, but I’m sitting here aghast at all the eyeshadow fallout in her undereye area and wondering why that woman doesn’t know about doing your eyes FIRST.
Always use a pro MUA for a photoshoot for Vanity Fair. And a less diabolical photog 😂
Always use a pro MUA for a photoshoot for Vanity Fair. And a less diabolical photog 😂
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I know you’re all transfixed by Leavitt’s lips, but I’m sitting here aghast at all the eyeshadow fallout in her undereye area and wondering why that woman doesn’t know about doing your eyes FIRST.
Always use a pro MUA for a photoshoot for Vanity Fair. And a less diabolical photog 😂
Always use a pro MUA for a photoshoot for Vanity Fair. And a less diabolical photog 😂
Trump is definitely invading Venezuela, on the eve of the deadline to release the Epstein files.
The President of the United States of America is gonna send Americans to die in an entirely unnecessary and unprovoked war, because he’s a pedophile who is trying to hide his crimes.
The President of the United States of America is gonna send Americans to die in an entirely unnecessary and unprovoked war, because he’s a pedophile who is trying to hide his crimes.
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Trump is definitely invading Venezuela, on the eve of the deadline to release the Epstein files.
The President of the United States of America is gonna send Americans to die in an entirely unnecessary and unprovoked war, because he’s a pedophile who is trying to hide his crimes.
The President of the United States of America is gonna send Americans to die in an entirely unnecessary and unprovoked war, because he’s a pedophile who is trying to hide his crimes.
Every single injection mark. Every one.
Diabolical work by the photog
Diabolical work by the photog
December 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every single injection mark. Every one.
Diabolical work by the photog
Diabolical work by the photog
When I tell y’all I died DED 🪦 💀 😂
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I tell y’all I died DED 🪦 💀 😂
Vanity Fair did the Trump inner circle dirty with those portraits.
Give them all the Pulitzer Prizes.
Give them all the Pulitzer Prizes.
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Vanity Fair did the Trump inner circle dirty with those portraits.
Give them all the Pulitzer Prizes.
Give them all the Pulitzer Prizes.
The racism in the comments on Poilievre’s Facebook update about Michael Ma joining the gov’t shouldn’t shock me, but it does. And of course, no moderation happening. I won’t share the ugly comments, but here’s the post.
I’m so glad we kept this toxic, entitled, whiny manchild out of the PMO.
I’m so glad we kept this toxic, entitled, whiny manchild out of the PMO.
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The racism in the comments on Poilievre’s Facebook update about Michael Ma joining the gov’t shouldn’t shock me, but it does. And of course, no moderation happening. I won’t share the ugly comments, but here’s the post.
I’m so glad we kept this toxic, entitled, whiny manchild out of the PMO.
I’m so glad we kept this toxic, entitled, whiny manchild out of the PMO.
Happy Liberal Menace Season to all my liberal menace peers.
This Christmas, I challenge each of you to be such effective liberal menaces that eyes literally pop out of heads around the Christmas dinner table.
Let’s get out there and raise some heart rates 😂
This Christmas, I challenge each of you to be such effective liberal menaces that eyes literally pop out of heads around the Christmas dinner table.
Let’s get out there and raise some heart rates 😂
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Happy Liberal Menace Season to all my liberal menace peers.
This Christmas, I challenge each of you to be such effective liberal menaces that eyes literally pop out of heads around the Christmas dinner table.
Let’s get out there and raise some heart rates 😂
This Christmas, I challenge each of you to be such effective liberal menaces that eyes literally pop out of heads around the Christmas dinner table.
Let’s get out there and raise some heart rates 😂
Ladies, gentlemen, and all good humans in my feed;
I humbly present one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on Al Gore’s internet.
You’re welcome.
I humbly present one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on Al Gore’s internet.
You’re welcome.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ladies, gentlemen, and all good humans in my feed;
I humbly present one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on Al Gore’s internet.
You’re welcome.
I humbly present one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on Al Gore’s internet.
You’re welcome.
Big news out of BC, where John Rustad has (finally) been removed as leader of the Conservative Party of BC, and as leader of the opposition.
#cdnpoli
#cdnpoli
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Big news out of BC, where John Rustad has (finally) been removed as leader of the Conservative Party of BC, and as leader of the opposition.
#cdnpoli
#cdnpoli
Taylor Allison Swift herself could release a line of these monstrosities colour coded to all her albums & I would STILL hate them, and mock anyone who buys one because $229 for something your gran could make with a crochet hook in 7 minutes is the worst of capitalist insanity.
Nope.
2/
Nope.
2/
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Taylor Allison Swift herself could release a line of these monstrosities colour coded to all her albums & I would STILL hate them, and mock anyone who buys one because $229 for something your gran could make with a crochet hook in 7 minutes is the worst of capitalist insanity.
Nope.
2/
Nope.
2/
Wait - this is real?! IS THIS REAL?!
I thought this was satire. I thought this was a brilliant SNL Shorts thing.
It’s real.
…
Yeah I’m gonna be “friends off” with anyone in my circle who buys one of these things because shame on you.
1/
I thought this was satire. I thought this was a brilliant SNL Shorts thing.
It’s real.
…
Yeah I’m gonna be “friends off” with anyone in my circle who buys one of these things because shame on you.
1/
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wait - this is real?! IS THIS REAL?!
I thought this was satire. I thought this was a brilliant SNL Shorts thing.
It’s real.
…
Yeah I’m gonna be “friends off” with anyone in my circle who buys one of these things because shame on you.
1/
I thought this was satire. I thought this was a brilliant SNL Shorts thing.
It’s real.
…
Yeah I’m gonna be “friends off” with anyone in my circle who buys one of these things because shame on you.
1/
The most amusing aspect of the pipeline drama is the warring conservative factions.
Alberta’s Premier: “VICTORY!! I TOOK ON OTTAWA AND WON!”
Pierre Poilievre: *mumble whine rant complain*
The UCP: “DANI WINS WE GET PIPELINE!”
Andrew Scheer: “BUT IT’S NOT REAL!!”
The #cdnpoli hilarity 😂😂😂
Alberta’s Premier: “VICTORY!! I TOOK ON OTTAWA AND WON!”
Pierre Poilievre: *mumble whine rant complain*
The UCP: “DANI WINS WE GET PIPELINE!”
Andrew Scheer: “BUT IT’S NOT REAL!!”
The #cdnpoli hilarity 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The most amusing aspect of the pipeline drama is the warring conservative factions.
Alberta’s Premier: “VICTORY!! I TOOK ON OTTAWA AND WON!”
Pierre Poilievre: *mumble whine rant complain*
The UCP: “DANI WINS WE GET PIPELINE!”
Andrew Scheer: “BUT IT’S NOT REAL!!”
The #cdnpoli hilarity 😂😂😂
Alberta’s Premier: “VICTORY!! I TOOK ON OTTAWA AND WON!”
Pierre Poilievre: *mumble whine rant complain*
The UCP: “DANI WINS WE GET PIPELINE!”
Andrew Scheer: “BUT IT’S NOT REAL!!”
The #cdnpoli hilarity 😂😂😂
I hope the CPC holds onto Poilievre as leader for as long as possible.
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I hope the CPC holds onto Poilievre as leader for as long as possible.
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
Why stop at 4 consecutive general election losses? Let’s go for the historic FIVE, amirite?
Good holy Zeus. Nearly 8 months after the election, and Pierre’s favourability has only sunk to new depths.
#cdnpoli
ROFLMAO
They did a Trump sharpie move on their spelling error 😂
They did a Trump sharpie move on their spelling error 😂
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ROFLMAO
They did a Trump sharpie move on their spelling error 😂
They did a Trump sharpie move on their spelling error 😂
Ladies, Gentlemen, and all good Humans, I present the highlight of today’s mindless scrolling of my TikTok FYP.
You’re ever so welcome.
You’re ever so welcome.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Ladies, Gentlemen, and all good Humans, I present the highlight of today’s mindless scrolling of my TikTok FYP.
You’re ever so welcome.
You’re ever so welcome.
Y’all MTG just announced she’s QUITTING WUT IS EVEN HAPPENING
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Y’all MTG just announced she’s QUITTING WUT IS EVEN HAPPENING
MTG is headline news EVERYWHERE.
All of my news notifications today have had an MTG apology story.
She is Machiavellian. But damn is this a helluva lot of fun to watch. She’s getting good press, when Trump’s approval rating is at an all time low.
Her timing is masterful.
1/2
All of my news notifications today have had an MTG apology story.
She is Machiavellian. But damn is this a helluva lot of fun to watch. She’s getting good press, when Trump’s approval rating is at an all time low.
Her timing is masterful.
1/2
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
MTG is headline news EVERYWHERE.
All of my news notifications today have had an MTG apology story.
She is Machiavellian. But damn is this a helluva lot of fun to watch. She’s getting good press, when Trump’s approval rating is at an all time low.
Her timing is masterful.
1/2
All of my news notifications today have had an MTG apology story.
She is Machiavellian. But damn is this a helluva lot of fun to watch. She’s getting good press, when Trump’s approval rating is at an all time low.
Her timing is masterful.
1/2
This is pretty standard for BC. Once you get outside of the lower mainland (or Victoria city limits on the island), BC’s interior, rural areas, and the Fraser Valley trend conservative and always have historically.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is pretty standard for BC. Once you get outside of the lower mainland (or Victoria city limits on the island), BC’s interior, rural areas, and the Fraser Valley trend conservative and always have historically.
Franky says it’s an offshoot of what’s happening with the UCP’s diminished popularity in Alberta.
Very interesting movement happening in the polls.
Very interesting movement happening in the polls.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Franky says it’s an offshoot of what’s happening with the UCP’s diminished popularity in Alberta.
Very interesting movement happening in the polls.
Very interesting movement happening in the polls.
Lawd baby Zeus WHO DID THIS?!
😂
😂
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lawd baby Zeus WHO DID THIS?!
😂
😂
Update to this thread.
MTG knows EXACTLY what she is doing, and trust she is several steps ahead of Trump. She’s been plotting this and setting him up for months, and he only just clued in TODAY.
Let the games begin.
MTG knows EXACTLY what she is doing, and trust she is several steps ahead of Trump. She’s been plotting this and setting him up for months, and he only just clued in TODAY.
Let the games begin.
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Update to this thread.
MTG knows EXACTLY what she is doing, and trust she is several steps ahead of Trump. She’s been plotting this and setting him up for months, and he only just clued in TODAY.
Let the games begin.
MTG knows EXACTLY what she is doing, and trust she is several steps ahead of Trump. She’s been plotting this and setting him up for months, and he only just clued in TODAY.
Let the games begin.
Trump finally figured out that MTG’s new goal in life is to take him down.
And I think his realization might be too little, too late.
And I think his realization might be too little, too late.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Trump finally figured out that MTG’s new goal in life is to take him down.
And I think his realization might be too little, too late.
And I think his realization might be too little, too late.