Thanks to odd punctuation choiced, I spent a large percentage of that paragraph thinking lizards were burrowing into a bible, and it was quite the image.

So many Americans looking at our skillsets right now thinking "Am I impressive enough to be braindrained to another country?"

I have a friend who's obsessed with professional wrestling. He keeps talking about the ways in which that genre of performance art has a lot of villains as protagonists, and characters who switch between villain and hero freely. Professional wrestling and superhero comics have that theme in common.

Local journalist confuses "In love" with "aloof." Local journalist admits they do sound very similar.

Old-old school

Technically, what I actually do is, when someone criticizes modern lyrics, I go full sarcasm with, "Yeah, they should totally have those high quality old style lyrics like: Beep Beep Beep Beep Yeah!"

Y'all. The windows go almost to the floor. There are no curtains or blinds. The glass isn't frosted. Folks are in the nation's house just peeing right in front of a clear glass window?

Every time I see a corgi, I feel like I've won a prize.

It's funny the things we miss from low-wage jobs. I miss dead food snagged from the kitchen when I was a host. I miss getting sometimes tipped in paintbrushes at the coffeeshop. I miss all those free movie tickets working at the cinema. Life is better now, but those were rare pleasures.