Or a reaction such as yours if they're a plant and here to sow confusion and report back to their superiors on their efforts.

We would be better off if the kids from South Park were running this administration.

Seesh, knock it off. I'm not laughing at anyone in your diatribe! I'm criticizing those two people who voted against their own self interest to support a power hungry little schmuck who only wanted their votes and doesn't give a damn about them.

Skadden Sellout Statement Summary: Our law firm, being of dubious ethics and reprehensible character, hereby sell out the principles of the attorney oath to the bar. After all. it's better to get those benjamins to flout our lifestyle to lowlifes who can't afford to have us represent them.

Or an Elon Muskrat "pay you off for your vote" rally!

Now they can rely on king Thrump's wise counsel and solid reasoning to solve this issue. Yeah, thought I needed to laugh about that twisted, delusional thought too.

Both offer close shaves when in use (or in Petey's case, misuse).