How much would it cost to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico across all government agencies? Less than in pre-internet days, possibly, but DOGE should get on this right away.

I had a multi-page fax once that had been folded into 16ths, at least 10 years earlier. At least th patron didn’t take it out of his shoe.

You forgot the part about being a substitute frontline social services provider!

I thought they’d be more

They’re that much on Zenni? I’m waiting for delivery of a new pair from Costco—my last on insurance. I ended up getting bifocals because I get dizzy from zoned progressives, and they don’t do straight-across progressives there.

Michael Ondatje’s Warlight

In New Orleans it’s alligators

I haven’t bought one before today. Other brands have let me down. Just hoping the one I bought this afternoon is as good as yours has been.

I wonder if the ones made recently are as good. I struggle with finding a decent one.