learning early that we don’t do kings or bullies
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
learning early that we don’t do kings or bullies
my bf made banana bread and unknowingly forced the other bananas to bear silent witness to their doom
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
my bf made banana bread and unknowingly forced the other bananas to bear silent witness to their doom
i have covid. the cdc recommends you go home and quarantine*
*with me.
*with me.
July 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i have covid. the cdc recommends you go home and quarantine*
*with me.
*with me.
the solution to my problems probably isn’t oysters
but thought i’d double check
but thought i’d double check
July 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the solution to my problems probably isn’t oysters
but thought i’d double check
but thought i’d double check
america’s falling apart but hey, any excuse for a hot dog, right?
July 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
america’s falling apart but hey, any excuse for a hot dog, right?
this & a bong rip could fix me
June 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this & a bong rip could fix me
this actually happened this morning, i wish i was lying
May 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
this actually happened this morning, i wish i was lying
new shirt, same feminine rage
May 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
new shirt, same feminine rage
March 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i accidentally bought a $20 hotdog this weekend, so i took a picture to memorialize it forever
February 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i accidentally bought a $20 hotdog this weekend, so i took a picture to memorialize it forever
February 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
my daylist might be gaslighting me
February 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
my daylist might be gaslighting me
obligatory mirror selfie for the very rare (& VOLUNTARY) in-office visit.
today’s soapbox: RTO mandates are a joke. don’t unnecessarily force employees back under the guise of “culture” because you want to watch adults like daycare. location won’t fix productivity. look at your leaders, instead.
today’s soapbox: RTO mandates are a joke. don’t unnecessarily force employees back under the guise of “culture” because you want to watch adults like daycare. location won’t fix productivity. look at your leaders, instead.
January 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
obligatory mirror selfie for the very rare (& VOLUNTARY) in-office visit.
today’s soapbox: RTO mandates are a joke. don’t unnecessarily force employees back under the guise of “culture” because you want to watch adults like daycare. location won’t fix productivity. look at your leaders, instead.
today’s soapbox: RTO mandates are a joke. don’t unnecessarily force employees back under the guise of “culture” because you want to watch adults like daycare. location won’t fix productivity. look at your leaders, instead.
i strive to be as unbothered as a staffy under a blanket on a chilly arizona morning
January 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i strive to be as unbothered as a staffy under a blanket on a chilly arizona morning
