pro tip: when pmsing this is comparable to an SSRI for mood swings
February 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
pro tip: when pmsing this is comparable to an SSRI for mood swings
after over a year of being back in Kentucky I'm finally legal 🤓 and it only cost $275, a lot of phone calls, and a copious amount of tears & stress🙃
I'm celebrating with the worst cup of coffee at the diner I used to work at as a teenager in my hometown
I'm celebrating with the worst cup of coffee at the diner I used to work at as a teenager in my hometown
February 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
after over a year of being back in Kentucky I'm finally legal 🤓 and it only cost $275, a lot of phone calls, and a copious amount of tears & stress🙃
I'm celebrating with the worst cup of coffee at the diner I used to work at as a teenager in my hometown
I'm celebrating with the worst cup of coffee at the diner I used to work at as a teenager in my hometown
hmmm I'm thinking bout it
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
hmmm I'm thinking bout it
Feel like I'm in the cuck chair at the bar sitting alone tonight
February 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like I'm in the cuck chair at the bar sitting alone tonight
why does Nick have like 37 small blankets on his bed instead of a full sized one my feet are somehow always uncovered I'm going insane
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
why does Nick have like 37 small blankets on his bed instead of a full sized one my feet are somehow always uncovered I'm going insane
I got a papercut on my tongue from licking the glue on an envelope :'(
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I got a papercut on my tongue from licking the glue on an envelope :'(
my Spotify dj: "I know you really like red hot chili peppers, here's some songs from an artist that's similar. It's like comparing apples to equally good apples.."
*Plays 'Use Somebody' by Kings of Leon*
Someone tell me what to switch to because I'm convinced I'm getting rage baited 😡
*Plays 'Use Somebody' by Kings of Leon*
Someone tell me what to switch to because I'm convinced I'm getting rage baited 😡
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
my Spotify dj: "I know you really like red hot chili peppers, here's some songs from an artist that's similar. It's like comparing apples to equally good apples.."
*Plays 'Use Somebody' by Kings of Leon*
Someone tell me what to switch to because I'm convinced I'm getting rage baited 😡
*Plays 'Use Somebody' by Kings of Leon*
Someone tell me what to switch to because I'm convinced I'm getting rage baited 😡
work gave me an entire new phone and said I could use it for personal use, call me Kevin Gates until I can consolidate
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
work gave me an entire new phone and said I could use it for personal use, call me Kevin Gates until I can consolidate
looking at all my pals celebrating Valentines day w/ each other while I'm stuck at work makes me feel like a wife waiting for their husband to return from war.
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
looking at all my pals celebrating Valentines day w/ each other while I'm stuck at work makes me feel like a wife waiting for their husband to return from war.
got hit on at work today and instead of telling the man "yes" when he asked if I had a bf I blurted out "Ive got TWO GIRLFRIENDS" without hesitation
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
got hit on at work today and instead of telling the man "yes" when he asked if I had a bf I blurted out "Ive got TWO GIRLFRIENDS" without hesitation
Heyyyy who drank all my wine and watched all of bridgerton on my Netflix last night 😅
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Heyyyy who drank all my wine and watched all of bridgerton on my Netflix last night 😅
2nd glass of wine, my air fried crunchwrap supreme®️, and the new season of bridgerton bc I'm a Lady 👸🏻
February 5, 2026 at 7:03 AM
2nd glass of wine, my air fried crunchwrap supreme®️, and the new season of bridgerton bc I'm a Lady 👸🏻
"yoink!" gotta be my fav onomatopoeia fr
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"yoink!" gotta be my fav onomatopoeia fr
Anyone got room for me in a platonic polycule?
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Anyone got room for me in a platonic polycule?
Tax fraud sounds like a fun hobby to start this year 🪄✨🧚🏻♀️
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Tax fraud sounds like a fun hobby to start this year 🪄✨🧚🏻♀️
I'm "big pimping" and I'd like to introduce my business associate "lil Pippin"
three children are playing with a man in a yellow shirt
ALT: three children are playing with a man in a yellow shirt
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February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I'm "big pimping" and I'd like to introduce my business associate "lil Pippin"
got asked to be the assistant manager at the liqua sto
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
got asked to be the assistant manager at the liqua sto
lost my health insurance today pls pray sickness or disaster never strikes me ever again
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
lost my health insurance today pls pray sickness or disaster never strikes me ever again
I'm just a performative male that God gave tits to
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I'm just a performative male that God gave tits to