#Ullswater

"Well that saggy old fucker can get stuffed," I thought to myself.

So I did a bit of the auld re-upholstering and polishing and that and brought the 24-year-old back to life.

You Boy! Do you know how poor I am?

Says the chap who's xenophobic, indecent, highly partial, humourless, entitled, hostile, dishonest, tiresome, begrudging and self-aggrandising.
A very special kind of person, indeed.

Here are some tiny mushrooms that appeared in our block paving

Is there a The Good Old Days reboot we haven't heard about in the offing?

Right up his alley!

Makes a change from a Nigerian prince, I suppose.