How long you think til she's running dictionary attacks with john the ripper cause she knows your dogs name, her moms maiden name, your birthday, and your street address?

I know there's a bit of tongue-in-cheek here, but post launch support means even more today than it ever did in the past. Stardew Valley sold more copies in it's 5th year of release than in it's 1st. Maintenance and expansion can attract audiences long past launch.

LOL I literally just checked the price of my crimson witnesses XD

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit

And if you get any teeth yoinked under the Canadian dental care, you got em Jag-yeeted.

No, no, no. It's a radio for speaking TO ham.

Reminds me of the time I opened a screenshare of my browser on a work call, and forgot I had been looking up the national bird of Peru - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-of...

I don't think these two posts are related, but I think these two posts are related.

How hard do you think it'd be to coordinate 17,000 people to start cheering as one of those graphics comes up, and then immediately shut the fuck up all at once?

These are some of the most psycho Elliot abbreviations I've ever seen. Someone stop this man.

Nah, under the hood it'll just be an NFT market selling jpegs of blenders and toasters and cradles on the blockchain. Can't be fraud when you legally own an on-chain pixelated representation of a microwave.

Every game where I set the difficulty to "Hard" is a Soulslike.