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Former synchro skater, figure skating history nerd, here to shout about the sport 🗣️

In civilian a mid-20s grad student studying PolSci loc in Helsinki, Finland.
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Looking at myself in the mirror, gripping the sink with force, chanting: ”You will grow to like Fear/Gibson free dance. You will call it camp by the end of this season. That dress did not look like it came from a tourist shop in Edinburgh. You will like this for Scotland” #GPFigure #GPFRA
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Mark Hanretty confirmed he will be commentating both Finlandia and GPF!⛸️
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Thanks to the ISU, you can't use Depeche Mode released in late 1989 for the 90s RD but you can skate to AI slop copying Bon Jovi songs from 1986! ⛸️
I know my investigative work on this little indie blog isn’t going to win me a Pulitzer, but this is still important to publicize. My articles are free for everyone, no paywall. Thank you for your support, subscribing, and spreading the word #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
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November 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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The duality of winning your first gp title #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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My mental state at the end of SkAm 2025. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Thank you again for this weekend and welcome to gray Helsinki this Friday!! Yay!! I’ll be working for the event socials so will be probably offline, but maybe I’ll get to say hi to Amber while doing so 🤞🏻 #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I guess Rinka just decided today that gravity isn’t real holy crap that was amazing #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Alysa miss girlie you can’t hype me up like this, it’s in fact 0:45, I have to go to sleep very soon and now I want to go to the club! #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
istg Lara Naki Gutmann finding her style these past few years is one of the best things that has happened to figure skating ever #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Starr is really the “If I want to - I will do it” -diva, so therefore it is the natural conclusion that she’ll do amazing in pairs #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thank you Ted for repeating that absolutely nonsensical sentence once again for us who didn’t hear it the first time #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Maybe the real wakatreasure were the wakafriends we made on the way 😔
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Collective grief moment going on the feed #GPfigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I'm sorry but we have to re-start the entire Grand Prix series for Wakaba, it's the only sensible thing to do. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My takeaways from this Free Dance comp is that I still don’t like Bock, long skirts stress the heck out of me and Genya and Geoffrey deserve so much better #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I need ISU to know that Genya and Geoffrey are too good for them. We, as a collective, aren’t too good for them. #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Everything is miserable and I am sad.
Lopareva/Brissaud's opening stationary lift looks like it might have come down more quickly than it should've - currently called as a level 1 and will get a review
bit.ly/48gFUuF #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
2025 Skate America play-by-play/results: Free dance — Rocker Skating - Analysis by Jackie Wong
Live stream and play-by-play of the free dance at 2025 Skate America
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Is the world feed also having issues with the audio, or is this a Viaplay-only issue 🤔 #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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#SkateAmerica has been plenty unhinged already so I'm happy to dramatically sacrifice the US and Canadian ice dance teams for a Lopareva/Brissaud gold #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Okay catching up because I decided that I valued my sleep more than Women's SP and Men last night - and I was right - so a quick quick quick replay commentary #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Nothing like logging on after not watching a men's event to
"blood on his face" "broken scoring system" "Kazuki 8th in the free"
a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
Alt: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
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November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Sometimes at the end of a figure skating event my dad will ask "Did you enjoy that?" and it never ceases to send me into a kind of mini existential crisis

Did I enjoy that pairs event? Is this what enjoyment feels like? Should I have finished my PhD? #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Second group said ”won’t drop her if you never get her up there in the first place” #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Okidoki I’m washed, its 11pm, I’ve got a face mask and a beer (post-sauna saturday treat), i.e. I’m ready for pairs! #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM