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Kiel Hauck
@kielhauck.bsky.social
SaaS Marketer丨Creator of itsalldead.com丨Indianapolis Colts season ticket holder
I spent all week convincing myself that the Colts couldn’t possibly lose an 11th straight game in Jacksonville. Cuz that’s crazy, right?

LOL 🥲
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Need a win today. Let’s go Colts!!! #ForTheShoe
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sheil absolutely crushing the Colts here. Ouch! Meanwhile, this is the most fun I’ve had watching the Colts in years. Can’t wait to see Sauce suit up!
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Home sweet home. Let’s get a win today, Colts!
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am so in on Jaxson Dart. This kid is amazing.
August 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Could I interest you in a brand new Long Live the Music podcast episode in which @sawdeye.bsky.social and I dig into the brilliant new albums from Kesha and Clipse? It’s a good’un. open.spotify.com/episode/28eG...
Kesha is SO Back (and so is Clipse)!
Long Live the Music · Episode
open.spotify.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
New office decor 🏀

#Pacers #YesCers
July 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I hereby declare Kesha’s “BOY CRAZY.” as my official Song of the Summer™

I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.
July 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Indianapolis sports fans currently
June 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
There are moments on the new Spiritbox album that almost feel like they could heal me lol
March 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bummed for Demi.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Nosferatu isn’t going to win anything tonight, but it’s magnificent, and I’ve probably thought about it more than any other movie from last year. For whatever that’s worth.
March 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
That thing where you thought the Oscars started at 8. Whoops 🤦‍♂️
March 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan I’m dying 😂😂😂 #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Omg Sabrina opening #SNL50 with Paul Simon. This night is gonna be beautiful.
February 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just sending consoling texts to my dad at this point. Pitchers and catchers report soon, right? Go Royals.
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I used to pray for halftime shows like this.
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Kiel Hauck
Nothing makes me appreciate Quincy's musical legacy quite like 10 minutes of monologuing in the middle of a music awards show. #GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Chappell absolutely crushed it. So good. #GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
SABRINA YES! #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lol Sabrina is the best. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The fact that Bring Me the Horizon’s new cover of “Wonderwall” is the only thing getting me through this week is probably the least surprising thing ever. But whatever. I’ve come to terms with who I am and love myself despite my shortcomings.

LMAO jk I absolutely do not.
January 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Welp, that’s game. Heck of a season tho for the Commanders.
January 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh. Saquon. Okay then!
January 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think the Ravens might be good
January 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM