just casually said it lasses, but this shower gel?? after me shower i smell proper like fresh CORIANDER🌿.
not even mad tho, smells dead posh n green at the same time😂.
who else got this one n feels like they’re a walking salad?? 🥬✨🚿💚
hermès why u do me like this x

me: MK? nah mate too many people carry it im not touching that shite.😡

MK shoes: last sizes, 90% off. ⬇️

me: JESUS MARY N JOSEPH shut yer gob n take me card ya bastard. 😭💳 😂🛍️🥿

OI LASSES GET YERSELVES SOM STRAWBERRIES!!!
🍓🍓🍓💙🔥 x

just got me new nails done fresh ~💅👑🥳
went for this proper classy grey-champagne shade n it matches naho’s aureate glow eyes perfectly, doesn’t it 💛✨😋
dead chuffed with how sophisticated it looks xxx🥰😎

FAM & LOCAL SQUIRRELS🐿️
BEHOLD!!!🙌
Snagged me dream Nahobino Nuinui thanks to @kakatora03 (my absolute LEGEND!) 😭💙✨
BLOODY CUTE, SO WORTH EVERY PENNY, PERFECT LIL THING.
Me heart’s proper soaring rn!!
tinier than I thought tho, me pouch is a tent now😂
Daily strolls incoming!💨🥰🥹💙

📁Archive dump:
Backfilling my timeline – old tweet from Nov 9 ☕️🫖
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（1/17）Got back-to-back meetings all afternoon, nowt to do but sit there and nod, so I might as well finally write this down.

Me legit have no clue what I’m doing at work most days.
Proper hectic when it’s on, or proper dead when it’s not – dead enough that I’m on social media 20 hours a day skiving.😂
Nah, that’s me done.✌🏻😎
Moving the whole diary over to Bluesky from now on.
New era love xxx🚪💙

Strawberry picking🍓🍓

Ey up loves🥰, ta for puttin’ up wi’ me goin’ proper mental in t’comments, I proper love chattin’ wi’ ya✨😆❤️
I’m a right chatterbox, can easily bang out 10k words a day😳
Anyroad, ta for puttin’ up wi’ this daft mare, love ya’s loads❤️❤️
Carry on mad wi’ me?～🥺🥰😂🫖✊🏻