Whistle one and I will hand you five pounds.

Don’t get me started. I’m constantly playing the Carrier twelves at the wrong speed.

Nah. I listened twice. I think he says “you did fine”.

I made a conscious decision not to and watched someone else, their stock was so low at the time.

Fantastic. I wish I’d seen that.

Yes, The Muller-Fokker Effect should be better-known. I think only Terry Bisson has come close to his scathing wit.