Houston Aladdin
@kidjay0123.bsky.social
I’m just here for the laughs
Nola born Htx raised
Nola born Htx raised
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I didn’t expect the Lorax to be a top 10 bad bitch costume last night
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I didn’t expect the Lorax to be a top 10 bad bitch costume last night
Niggas be like “I don’t do drugs” but be running through them codeine and perc prescriptions when the doctors give it to them.
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Niggas be like “I don’t do drugs” but be running through them codeine and perc prescriptions when the doctors give it to them.
You gotta have some back rolls to fw a nigga like me
April 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You gotta have some back rolls to fw a nigga like me
One day ima get my dom princess until then ima have to treat these women how I wanna be treated
March 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
One day ima get my dom princess until then ima have to treat these women how I wanna be treated
That should also be world wide sit on a face day. That’ll make everyone shut up i promise
I need everybody to shut the fuck up, we need a world wide day of silence fr.
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March 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That should also be world wide sit on a face day. That’ll make everyone shut up i promise
I love sluts man. Not even in a fucky fucky way. I just love their confidence, vibe, the way they embrace their bodies flaws and all, how they know exactly what they want
March 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I love sluts man. Not even in a fucky fucky way. I just love their confidence, vibe, the way they embrace their bodies flaws and all, how they know exactly what they want
DO YOU REMEMBER GIRL
YOU AND ME IN THE PARK
YOU AND ME IN THE PARK
March 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
DO YOU REMEMBER GIRL
YOU AND ME IN THE PARK
YOU AND ME IN THE PARK
I’ll drink all 3 (if its yours)
people that enjoy room temp water scare me so bad omg, drink bath water why don’t you!!!!
March 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’ll drink all 3 (if its yours)
My mama just asked “How the price of eggs going up but the price of chicken staying the same.” And ykw I had no answer
March 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My mama just asked “How the price of eggs going up but the price of chicken staying the same.” And ykw I had no answer
Woah woah woah, why am I being attacked😂😂😂
The interracial daters are the ones who really can’t let Twitter go bc we real Black over here.
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Woah woah woah, why am I being attacked😂😂😂
Yall know the drill. Empty your pockets for the goddess
I gotta a lot of men following me now cuz of my recent media posts and a couple things: Pole fairy is my play on stripper . The Venmo link in my bio is there for a reason…. Let’s not play stupid .
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yall know the drill. Empty your pockets for the goddess
Where the 5’10+ women at? I need to get project lebron going
March 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Where the 5’10+ women at? I need to get project lebron going
Niggas really said fuck the secondary 😭😭😭
Trade! The Eagles are sending standout S CJ Gardner-Johnson to the Texans for first-round G Kenyon Green, per me and Mike Garafolo. It’s a Green and a 2026 5th for CJGJ and a 2026 6th.
Another intriguing piece to the Houston back end, while Philly adds OL depth.
Another intriguing piece to the Houston back end, while Philly adds OL depth.
March 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Niggas really said fuck the secondary 😭😭😭
Shawty got 3 bricks in her possession and posting like shi sweet
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Shawty got 3 bricks in her possession and posting like shi sweet
Can I bit your lip a lil but when we’re kissing or is that doin too nuch
March 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can I bit your lip a lil but when we’re kissing or is that doin too nuch
Its natural selection atp man
Ain’t no way grown ass adults are confused as to why vaccines are necessary, I outta kick the shit outta george bush’s achilles 😐😐
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March 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Its natural selection atp man
Yk I forgot this app hates drake💀
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Yk I forgot this app hates drake💀
I came back just in time
i will start selling cheesecakes soon 🙌🏽
March 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I came back just in time
Sits in will swallow you whole no cake
I bet if I rubbed carrot cake on these titties yall would swallow it then!!!
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March 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sits in will swallow you whole no cake
Not understanding that krumping has been an art form to showcase black emotion for years is crazy. While it looks silly to you it was empowering for them and maybe a way to showcase emotion that they can’t form the words for
I still can’t wrap my head around mf krump dancing in a protest during the damn pandemic!
March 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Not understanding that krumping has been an art form to showcase black emotion for years is crazy. While it looks silly to you it was empowering for them and maybe a way to showcase emotion that they can’t form the words for
The only thing I really miss about this app😮💨
March 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The only thing I really miss about this app😮💨
Got to see the love of my life live
March 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Got to see the love of my life live
Welp twitta down what yall been up to. This app still alive?
March 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Welp twitta down what yall been up to. This app still alive?