KID DETECTIVE
@kiddetective.bsky.social
What went we into this wilderness to find?
he/him.
he/him.
He don't even try to get pussy because he's a closeted gay man.
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
He don't even try to get pussy because he's a closeted gay man.
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“No you don’t understand. This tattoo is to honor the guy who killed Hitler.”
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“No you don’t understand. This tattoo is to honor the guy who killed Hitler.”
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Does one gaze upon the beauty of Mona Lisa and ask “but where doth she sit?”
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Does one gaze upon the beauty of Mona Lisa and ask “but where doth she sit?”
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I think you should have to get a license to be online now.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think you should have to get a license to be online now.
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“Thank you, user with no pfp and display name, for this batshit insane take” is basically the Bluesky motto
July 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Thank you, user with no pfp and display name, for this batshit insane take” is basically the Bluesky motto
Holding onto hope that this is a troll.
July 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Holding onto hope that this is a troll.
People like this should be studied in a lab.
July 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
People like this should be studied in a lab.
What, no Videodrome?!
July 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What, no Videodrome?!
He deleted the one bragging about selling shitty copper ingots
June 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He deleted the one bragging about selling shitty copper ingots
I'll have a tumor. A two more cookies, bitch!
June 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'll have a tumor. A two more cookies, bitch!
Ok. That's enough internet for today.
June 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ok. That's enough internet for today.