I’d settle for .awoo

Conservative politics is “Your life feels bad and out of control, and it’s because of $TARGETGROUP, so elect us so we can crush them.”

So they also attack trans people, abortion, medical care, recreational drugs… because anything that helps people feel good or in control undermines the message.

I would like to announce that I am stepping down from my role as Mr. Universe.

My first instinct was to say “Is there such a thing as an above ground coal mine?” But with strip mining, there definitely is. Still raises interesting line-drawing questions… if a strip mine is dug irregularly, so there are bits of surface earth that overhang the pit, is the pit “underground“?

Prescriptions make the most sense when you read them in the original Klingon.

It’s not what I would call especially bad. It’s frustrating because even at the time I could see how it was close to being genuinely good. (There’s a fan patch that makes the holes behave the way you’d visually expect them to, and it’s a huge improvement.)

“We’ve secretly replaced the Aston Villa players with demigods. Let’s see who notices.”

Piñatas are NUDE.

Me: “Oops. Accidentally took methylphenidate at 8pm. Oh, well, time to do a crossword before I get some sleep.”

Methinks life doth protest too much.

Now I’m trying to imagine training a cat to use a CPAP machine.

All I want for Christmas is mew.

possession is ten tenths of kobold law

Good job catching it at that point. A lot of the time, a subscription is used as a test charge these days, since it’s nicely anonymous. The thief would have started charging Interesting Things later.

In lieu of flowers, burritos may be sent to the nearest desert.

I’ll gladly take one if it’s still open.

OMG GOOD PULL