describing python as a thneed now

i figure this is where the limit of how vulnerable i get on bluesky is. we’ll always stay below this line from now on. sound good?

I'm a very abrasive person IRL and I think I've managed to recreate my exact brand of "You probably don't like me" without any of the body language or tone I normally have to use to get this across.

i'm scared of knives to be fair. keys don't really do as much damage but you do feel it, that's all i really need to feel i think

guns hurt

awh thanks melvin, i didn't make this tho <3

it'll be a knife. or my house keys.

wow why is this so good

why you tryna sneak hypertone into the conversation bro 💔💔

bro

bet

eh. we don’t need a lot of things. if we really think about it, we only need food water and air. rest’s optional

here’s the thing
this is not supposed to happen

JRE is not at all sensitive either, like he goes hard on every phone he tests and this shit doesn’t happen

even if it’s a lot of force, if this rarely happens it’s also an engineering problem

to you especially this makes no sense imo because this is just so objectively untrue

if you posted on IG a lot of people wouldn’t care