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khrys
@khryswilliams.com
i "play jazz" and game a bunch.
i take responsibility for at least 18 million clicks on the internet.
🎺 | @splitscreenvgm.bsky.social

my display name + my handle makes my e-mail address.
look at my feeds for my portfolio!
Pharrell is rich enough to have his life unaffected by the very politics he hates. His statements don't come as a surprise to me. If anything, I'm just a bit more disappointed than before given the subject matter of several of his songs.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
*notices gearshift*

OwO, what's this?
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
SINCE WHEN WAS MEOWSTIC A FUCKING SNIPER???
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Guitarists when the recording engineer asks which signal they want their instrument recorded from:
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
And I'm looking at how much it costs to buy furniture and what the FUCK YOU MEAN I'm looking at blowing as much cash on furniture as I did on my federal and state taxes this year?

It almost feels like I'm gonna need to stop freelancing as a musician and get a second WFH job...
September 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Ahh yes, time to play my favorite game:

Did This Reel Fail Because It Was Too Black or Because It Was a Flop from the Jump?
September 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
OR, you could buy an album if you haven't already! I even created a special discount code for this occasion. 😏

Check the photo (or its alt text) for more deets, but here's the link: nallstreet.bandcamp.com/music

(I do not have any physical copies available for sale... yet.)
August 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In a crazy turn of events, I'm having to move house for the third time in three years! I'm grateful that my bank accounts can tank hits like these, but financial recovery is gonna take me a while.

I'm not keen to shaking a can here, but some extra help would be nice. With that said, THREAD TIME. 🧵
August 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I also have two albums on Bandcamp that you could also buy (if you haven't already!) You can name your price as long as it's above the price already listed. And if that's steep, I created a discount code special to the occasion. 😏

(Read photo or its alt text for deets)
August 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
babe wake up, new disclaimer just dropped
this shit is annoying
August 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
WHO GAVE TPC THE RIGHT TO MAKE THE LAST 30 MINUTES OF THIS DJ SET SLAP SO MOTHERFUCKING HARD
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Get your homewreckin' thumbtacks off my man, you frizzy-haired bulletin binch.
July 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
👏🏾 MUTHA 👏🏾 FUCKIN' 👏🏾 SPEAK 👏🏾 ON 👏🏾 IT!

And people call me crazy when I tell them I don't have many friends. I know a lot of acquaintances, but not many friends.
July 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
(2/2) My music still exists on Spotify at the time of posting this, but it'll be gone in 1 to 2 weeks.

Nall Street is still in the works, but let me cook. Y'all are gonna be in for a treat when it's done!
June 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
(1/2) I'm taking my music off of Spotify. Here's why.
June 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In other news, the hotel room for TwitchCon has been copped! Who am I seeing?
June 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, EVERYONE! We're gonna be back on our gen-fixing and witch-killing bullshit with a special collab with @dompalombimusic.bsky.social at the end of the week!

We started making a tier list for all of the track music across all Mario Kart games, and part 2 continues this Saturday!
June 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Found the power cord to my old Xbox.
May 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
There's nothing more sobering than a work email sent at 1 AM after a really good Memorial Day weekend.
May 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
🛑 STOP! 🛑

You have received a ticket for my slot on the Twitch Pride Guild's Together for Pride Raid Train!

I'll be in the driver's seat on 6/10 from 5-7 PM EST. Super excited to meet new folks and have gay and be fun and all that good shit!

Don't forget to drink water and stay dope, friends~✨
May 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm in my PNGTuber era because my house lighting circuitry is ✨cooked✨
May 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
But also... how is me being too expensive to call for a gig a deciding factor behind why people can't be friends outside of the music?

It's fucking w/ me a lil. Maybe I'm expensive and just suck at playing the trumpet and people don't want me around because of it, idk
May 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Playing music w/ friends is great til you realize that some folks you played w/ stopped fucking w/ you because you priced them out of being able to call you for their gigs

I'm a musician by profession and charging my friends the same rate I charge strangers is a consequence of being fair. Like...
May 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Only one stream this week and it's dedicated to FF8! We'll get into that PowerPoint I made; and after checking some (SPOILER-FREE) story checkpoints, I think we might be able to finish Disc 1 entirely. So let's make some PROGRESS!

(Also come see me if you're gonna be at Jersey Shore this weekend!)
May 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
me when i realized i forgot my five-game rule for buying new consoles
April 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM