Not sure why pregnant people are so worried about drinking/doing drugs. Why are you so scared of making the cool kid in school

You’re laughing? A cop got put in the spin cycle going down a slide made for dachshunds and you’re laughing?

googling which bidet has the most horsepower

I was never brave enough to complete my metamorphosis into a true poster on Twitter.
But now it’s time
I’m gonna say it