Skong Sgood

Anyone who plays Stardew more optimized than me is a soulless capitalist sucking all the fun out of a relaxing game. Anyone who plays Stardew less optimized than me is a foolish stooge who doesn't understand strategy

Waiting for the hole in the manosphere to finally rip wide open.

The Venn Diagram of people complaining that Superman is now woke and people who slap a Punisher sticker on their car because “he’s badass” is a circle.

If you need a man to drunkenly lament the loss of the Breakfast Crunchwrap from Taco Bell at your next soirée, I'm your man.

I just feel like I’m not getting enough macroplastics in my diet.

Sitting in the tub, drinking a beer, and revisiting Disturbed’s debut album circa 2000. Is this the scientific method employed at its finest or a cry for help? Or both?

I hate to break it to you, but if your group chats aren't sending you war plans on the daily, they've made a separate group chat without you.

Sure the world may be burning, but somehow, someway, WB continues to make new episodes of Jellystone for idiots like me.

I’m in my Rot Era™️

Got me a pumice stone so needless to say my feet will be OF ready in no time.

Successfully played songs at the bar that didn’t get skipped

Made the mistake of watching Love is Blind sober 😔