Avi Cohen
LightNews LightNews
banner
khorpus.bsky.social
Avi Cohen
@khorpus.bsky.social
230 followers 160 following 710 posts
South African bass singer and voice actor. Metal head and gamer, cat dad and absurdist. Doomsday comedian.
Posts Replies Media Videos
khorpus.bsky.social
A picture of a llama being attacked by a cougar (or some type of big cat). Text over llama reads: ‘Me enjoying a concert.’ Text over cat reads: ‘The drunk guy starting a mosh pit.’
June 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
Logging on.
A zebra being airlifted in a harness.
June 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
An image in the style of an old painting depicting a rabbit sitting on its haunches. The rabbit is wearing black armor on its upper torso with an embossed thistle, and is carrying a flanged mace. Thistles and weeds are surrounding the rock the rabbit is sitting on. Image text reads: ‘Listening to my little black metal albums.’
June 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Had a chuckle at this.
2 pictures of a rabbit looking at an Ihop, with the second picture slight zoomed in on the rabbit. First image text: 'That's a stupid sign. You don't hop, you've never hopped.' Second image text: 'Lying little restaurant with your bullshit sign. Fuck you.'
May 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Captain Hero crying in the shower with a box of cookies
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Meme text reads: ‘I’m done being the victim.’ Image shows a Google search bar with the search query being ‘where does Ticketmaster live’
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
A sketch of an innocuous looking frog. Meme text reads: 'I have to say weird stuff or I'll die.'
May 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
Meme text: Showikg Dedra some of my favourite memes. Image of Dedra Meero from the series Andor, scowling at somebody holding up a cell phone in real life to the TV screen.
May 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Desolate wasteland as backdrop. Skeleton on the left hand side of the foreground. On the right, a knight in old armor with tattered rags, holding a sword by the blade in his right hand. Text reads: Discovering a new favourite band that broke up 10+ years ago.
April 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
Oblivion remaster just shadow dropped. Guess I know what I’m doing this week.
3 panel meme. First shows Elder Scrolls Oblivion remastered. Second is Faramir from LOTR saying: Farher look I have brought you Oblivion remastered. Third is Denethor saying: Boromir would have brought me Morrowind remastered.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
*Sighs as I go fetch the golem*
A sign at Whole Foods saying ‘Celebrate Passover’ in front of a shelf of bread.
April 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Another entry in the long running metric system vs America saga.
A ceiling support beam with the words ‘242 dicks’ on it. Meme text reads: Americans will use anything but the metric system.
April 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
Ran across this skittish little feral at the park earlier this week. He did warm up to me after a minute and asked for some scritches.
A slightly startled looking cat standing on paving stones
April 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
1997…Got my all time favourite horror :)
Movie poster for Event Horizon. Sam Neil and Laurence Fishburne in the background, titular spaceship in the foreground.
April 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
For some reason the thought of this mic popped into my head today. We used it at the college I attended in Minnesota. Obviously it was made as a joke, but it worked quite well. Was quite good for bass-drums as I recall!
A microphone made on a rectangular log of wood. Giant receiver, in the middle of the wood written ‘Its log’. 3 dials below that, marked: Tone, suck, and farts.
April 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
When I finally get round to recording an album, I would love for the cover art to look like one of these Godzilla posters.
6 posters for 6 Godzilla movies during the Heisei era of the films. All 6 show Godzilla with other giant monsters.
March 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
A scuba diver in a living room, parked directly in front of a television that is displaying a coral reef. Meme text reads: ‘These edibles ain’t shit!’ *20 minutes later*
March 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Did somebody say Cait-Sith?
March 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
Happy 10 years Bloodborne. Maybe I'm a fool to still be hoping for a remaster, but a man can dream right?
Cover art for the game Bloodborne: VIctorian-esque garbed monster hunter, standing with their back to us in a misty foreboding street. They're holding a long cleaver in their right hand, and a primitive rifle in their left.
March 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
Henchmen 24 and Dr Killenger from Venture Bros having a conversation while 24 is restrained: 24: You can silence me, but there will be others. Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus! Dr K: It’s Sic Semper Tyranis. You said ‘Always faithful terrible lizard.’ 24: I did? Cool.
March 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
khorpus.bsky.social
Top half of image showing Astarion saying: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore ourselves out of this one. Bottom half of image showing the Dark Urge saying: Manslaughter it is.
March 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
A white cat entangled by a black ball of threads. Text is the logo for the movie Venom.
March 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Sometimes the Internet delivers the most delightfully baffling shit.
Guinea pigs encircling a carrot in a summoning circle.
March 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
The album cover of Cannibal Corpse’s ‘Butchered at Birth’. Meme text states: ‘If you ever feel useless, remember they used to put parental advisory stickers on Cannibal Corpse albums.’
March 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
khorpus.bsky.social
Met Scardust and Ross Jennings. Looking forward to the show tonight!
Myself, with the band Scardust and Ross Jennings of Haken.
February 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM