I can’t buy a house because I keep spending all my money on touch tunes
December 7, 2024 at 7:31 AM
I can’t buy a house because I keep spending all my money on touch tunes
Stop honking at me. I’m flirting with the automated Taco Bell drive thru bot
November 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Stop honking at me. I’m flirting with the automated Taco Bell drive thru bot
It’s Friday! Time to drink tequila sodas until I hate myself
November 16, 2024 at 2:02 AM
It’s Friday! Time to drink tequila sodas until I hate myself
They should make this site pay to post too. Society takes free speech for granted. Sad!
September 20, 2023 at 5:59 PM
They should make this site pay to post too. Society takes free speech for granted. Sad!
dopaminemaxxing is just another gateway into eugenics
August 31, 2023 at 2:49 PM
dopaminemaxxing is just another gateway into eugenics
With the block feature being removed we need to bring back tar and feathering
August 19, 2023 at 3:54 PM
With the block feature being removed we need to bring back tar and feathering
they need to let kids smoke cigarettes again so they can stop using vapes
August 12, 2023 at 2:03 AM
they need to let kids smoke cigarettes again so they can stop using vapes
Oppenheimer if he was a millennial: Whelp… I just did a thing 🫣
August 4, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Oppenheimer if he was a millennial: Whelp… I just did a thing 🫣
I had to euthanize that dog in me
August 2, 2023 at 3:41 AM
I had to euthanize that dog in me
I’m over lobotomies. I’m getting into trepanning now
August 1, 2023 at 4:23 AM
I’m over lobotomies. I’m getting into trepanning now
Barbie would of been Baudrillard’s fav movie
July 21, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Barbie would of been Baudrillard’s fav movie
Announcing my retirement from making fart noises
July 20, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Announcing my retirement from making fart noises
Depriving my gf of girl dinner by making her eat vegetables
July 20, 2023 at 2:04 PM
Depriving my gf of girl dinner by making her eat vegetables
I love smoking a cigarette after a big meal. It’s like a sweet dessert
July 16, 2023 at 10:27 PM
I love smoking a cigarette after a big meal. It’s like a sweet dessert
Daily Routine
>log in to twitter and read 600 posts
>morning bowel movement
>make coffee
>watch tik tok for 8 hours
>eat and post on threads
>jerk it
>post on blue sky
>jerk it again
>log in to twitter and read 600 posts
>morning bowel movement
>make coffee
>watch tik tok for 8 hours
>eat and post on threads
>jerk it
>post on blue sky
>jerk it again
July 14, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Daily Routine
>log in to twitter and read 600 posts
>morning bowel movement
>make coffee
>watch tik tok for 8 hours
>eat and post on threads
>jerk it
>post on blue sky
>jerk it again
>log in to twitter and read 600 posts
>morning bowel movement
>make coffee
>watch tik tok for 8 hours
>eat and post on threads
>jerk it
>post on blue sky
>jerk it again
Reinviting myself on here again. I love social media
July 14, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Reinviting myself on here again. I love social media
I’m here to spread misinformation
July 14, 2023 at 12:46 AM
I’m here to spread misinformation