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Waves of Heartless spotted in world near Neverland heading West towards only known point of interest: the Clock Tower.
Local news claims that a creature (fitting the description of a Heartless) took out a politician known as Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Local news claims that a creature (fitting the description of a Heartless) took out a politician known as Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Waves of Heartless spotted in world near Neverland heading West towards only known point of interest: the Clock Tower.
Local news claims that a creature (fitting the description of a Heartless) took out a politician known as Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Local news claims that a creature (fitting the description of a Heartless) took out a politician known as Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
// Just finished the KH3 manga and wow, that was a waste of time. Overall, meh. Followed the game's story beat for beat while also rushing and dropping multiple worlds and important moments throughout and all manga original plot points.
But we just had to have Do You Want to Build a Snowman.
But we just had to have Do You Want to Build a Snowman.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
// Just finished the KH3 manga and wow, that was a waste of time. Overall, meh. Followed the game's story beat for beat while also rushing and dropping multiple worlds and important moments throughout and all manga original plot points.
But we just had to have Do You Want to Build a Snowman.
But we just had to have Do You Want to Build a Snowman.
Refugee gorillas take over the 5th District of Traverse Town after the destruction of Deep Jungle. Local Flick Rush Tournament cancelled with organisers from McDuck Inc quoted saying "no refunds".
Damn dirty apes petition for the 5th District to be renamed The Edgar Rice Burroughs Estate.
Damn dirty apes petition for the 5th District to be renamed The Edgar Rice Burroughs Estate.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Refugee gorillas take over the 5th District of Traverse Town after the destruction of Deep Jungle. Local Flick Rush Tournament cancelled with organisers from McDuck Inc quoted saying "no refunds".
Damn dirty apes petition for the 5th District to be renamed The Edgar Rice Burroughs Estate.
Damn dirty apes petition for the 5th District to be renamed The Edgar Rice Burroughs Estate.
Tomorrow is 11/11 aka Remembrance Day for most of the world; we're def getting an announcement for a remake of Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Tomorrow is 11/11 aka Remembrance Day for most of the world; we're def getting an announcement for a remake of Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories.
Moogle Materia Mystery: Just 10 years ago Crystals were used in everything, now you can only find shards that are laying around or are dropped by Heartless.
Are the Heartless to blame for their disappearance?
Or, have the Moogles been hoarding them all to artificially increase their rarity?
Are the Heartless to blame for their disappearance?
Or, have the Moogles been hoarding them all to artificially increase their rarity?
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Moogle Materia Mystery: Just 10 years ago Crystals were used in everything, now you can only find shards that are laying around or are dropped by Heartless.
Are the Heartless to blame for their disappearance?
Or, have the Moogles been hoarding them all to artificially increase their rarity?
Are the Heartless to blame for their disappearance?
Or, have the Moogles been hoarding them all to artificially increase their rarity?
BREAKING NEWS: Agrabah has been hit with a sandstorm and caused drastic damage to the palace. Agrabah palace is once again closed for renovations.
People line up as the Agrabah palace renovations finally finish allowing visitors access for the first time. Gates open in 1 hour.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Agrabah has been hit with a sandstorm and caused drastic damage to the palace. Agrabah palace is once again closed for renovations.
People line up as the Agrabah palace renovations finally finish allowing visitors access for the first time. Gates open in 1 hour.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
People line up as the Agrabah palace renovations finally finish allowing visitors access for the first time. Gates open in 1 hour.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Deep Jungle has been consumed by the Heartless several weeks after its Keyhole being sealed.
"It was all caused by that kid." Says The Scrooge McDuck Logging Company.
Despite the ongoing apocalypse and material scarcity, Scrooge is more wealthy than ever, with a record year for his parent company.
"It was all caused by that kid." Says The Scrooge McDuck Logging Company.
Despite the ongoing apocalypse and material scarcity, Scrooge is more wealthy than ever, with a record year for his parent company.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Deep Jungle has been consumed by the Heartless several weeks after its Keyhole being sealed.
"It was all caused by that kid." Says The Scrooge McDuck Logging Company.
Despite the ongoing apocalypse and material scarcity, Scrooge is more wealthy than ever, with a record year for his parent company.
"It was all caused by that kid." Says The Scrooge McDuck Logging Company.
Despite the ongoing apocalypse and material scarcity, Scrooge is more wealthy than ever, with a record year for his parent company.
Pinocchio has been jailed after a slew of thefts throughout Traverse Town. After being questioned by police, the town Post Office now has more than enough wood for all their postcards.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Pinocchio has been jailed after a slew of thefts throughout Traverse Town. After being questioned by police, the town Post Office now has more than enough wood for all their postcards.