Randall Morrison
@khelbenmortis.bsky.social
Amateur musician, even more amateur novelist, fast typer, certified snooker referee, professional tech support nerd, hobbyist Twitch streamer, and old school SSBM Luigi player.
Down low, too slow.
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Down low, too slow.
My refrigerator smells like corn.
I feel like it has something to do with the open can of corn sitting on the middle shelf.
Discuss.
I feel like it has something to do with the open can of corn sitting on the middle shelf.
Discuss.
September 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My refrigerator smells like corn.
I feel like it has something to do with the open can of corn sitting on the middle shelf.
Discuss.
I feel like it has something to do with the open can of corn sitting on the middle shelf.
Discuss.
On the road again... The endless grind...
September 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
On the road again... The endless grind...
Maybe I just go to bed now.
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Maybe I just go to bed now.
Go Flames Go! 😂😂😂
June 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Go Flames Go! 😂😂😂
Yo, who ordered snow on Easter Monday? Rude.
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo, who ordered snow on Easter Monday? Rude.
Doing taxes as an actual grown-up real life no-bullshit business owner is a harrowing act of adulting that makes me feel old, but felt pretty good in the end.
As a reward to myself, I think I deserve a lollipop! I'll be playing with my Legos in my room if anyone needs me. 👶🍭
As a reward to myself, I think I deserve a lollipop! I'll be playing with my Legos in my room if anyone needs me. 👶🍭
April 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Doing taxes as an actual grown-up real life no-bullshit business owner is a harrowing act of adulting that makes me feel old, but felt pretty good in the end.
As a reward to myself, I think I deserve a lollipop! I'll be playing with my Legos in my room if anyone needs me. 👶🍭
As a reward to myself, I think I deserve a lollipop! I'll be playing with my Legos in my room if anyone needs me. 👶🍭
It should be illegal to sell scissors in packaging that can't be opened without scissors.
March 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It should be illegal to sell scissors in packaging that can't be opened without scissors.
A nice day out to be sitting in a car with the window rolled down, reflecting on how it's nice to have the ability to roll the window up if I want to. #newcar #myothercarisametalcubeinajunkyard
March 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A nice day out to be sitting in a car with the window rolled down, reflecting on how it's nice to have the ability to roll the window up if I want to. #newcar #myothercarisametalcubeinajunkyard
"Your phone flashlight is on" is the new "your fly is open." How embarrassing!
February 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"Your phone flashlight is on" is the new "your fly is open." How embarrassing!
Brain too full. Cannot sleep, grrr....
February 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Brain too full. Cannot sleep, grrr....
But mommm...I don't wanna do my taxes... 😭
February 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
But mommm...I don't wanna do my taxes... 😭
When you've been working the same job through a long series of trying chapters in life, desperate for a sea change, actually executing the change you want is still an emotional experience that can leave you feeling empty and sad. I quite liked portering, mostly, but now is the time. I'm outta here!
January 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When you've been working the same job through a long series of trying chapters in life, desperate for a sea change, actually executing the change you want is still an emotional experience that can leave you feeling empty and sad. I quite liked portering, mostly, but now is the time. I'm outta here!
You know, I never really had any problem with pennies--I kinda liked them before they went extinct.
But now, I'm getting pretty annoyed at nickels....I mean, why are you bigger than a dime? And thicker? You take up too much space, nickels.
#justmytwocents
But now, I'm getting pretty annoyed at nickels....I mean, why are you bigger than a dime? And thicker? You take up too much space, nickels.
#justmytwocents
January 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You know, I never really had any problem with pennies--I kinda liked them before they went extinct.
But now, I'm getting pretty annoyed at nickels....I mean, why are you bigger than a dime? And thicker? You take up too much space, nickels.
#justmytwocents
But now, I'm getting pretty annoyed at nickels....I mean, why are you bigger than a dime? And thicker? You take up too much space, nickels.
#justmytwocents
Gasp! I played snooker today!
January 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Gasp! I played snooker today!
Sometimes it feels like app developers have paid phone manufacturers to deliberately make basic things so frustrating that you violently throw your phone into the nearest concrete wall and are forced to buy a new one.
January 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sometimes it feels like app developers have paid phone manufacturers to deliberately make basic things so frustrating that you violently throw your phone into the nearest concrete wall and are forced to buy a new one.
If I see one more clickbait news headline in my notifications that begins with "[RandomCelebrityInMyAlgorithm] REVEALS", I'm gonna reveal my top 10 ways of beating the hell out of this lazy-ass A.I.
You won't believe what comes in at #1! 😅
You won't believe what comes in at #1! 😅
January 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
If I see one more clickbait news headline in my notifications that begins with "[RandomCelebrityInMyAlgorithm] REVEALS", I'm gonna reveal my top 10 ways of beating the hell out of this lazy-ass A.I.
You won't believe what comes in at #1! 😅
You won't believe what comes in at #1! 😅
New year, who dis?
January 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
New year, who dis?