Ever poop so hard your back pops? Interesting.

There is no other group of people who are told, after a cold blooded murder targeting them, that their lives don't matter because of a war on the other side of the planet.

This is extremism. It is just justification for murder with more steps.

The new pope is an American from Chicago. How long before Trump try’s to take credit?

Gonna pet that kittens tummy she said NO NO NO

I sneezed and didn’t pee myself, today is going to be a good day.
Also, that was %1000 a nazi salute so shut up

Pitch Black is shitty Jurassic Park in space

Real talk:
If you removed all the butts from The Substance, how long would the run time be?