As a retired civil servant I call shenanigans. I can make this stupid paper at home. (fold it and get it just a tiny bit wet) This fails even the television test.

I'm not a troll. (well I don't mean to be) I just think the kids are watching too closely before we start bearing false witness too.

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe

I have that very same e-book only mine is my lifeline in waiting rooms yet rests, uncharged, and unused, by my bedside.

UPDATE: 7 degrees and climbing!

So do you raw dog all three or just your favourite at the moment?

(I'm just delighted this youngster found another way to insert the seggsy zeitgeist into reading physical books.)

I had five books going at once when I was younger.

I was hoping for more dogs eating onion grass jokes.....but it's always about the robber barons, ain't it?

Sure, pal

T is for torture, so the critics say.

Perhaps this celebration of grabby aliens? #FermiAgainstMusk

hello wonderful people

Mel Gibson is that Uncle who should have been shunned for hurting the baby.

Starcraft was an addiction I really try to forget.

yes, this, this is my favourite trick!!

Or you can leave your account in permanent suspension, appealing as much as, well as much as you feel like bothering them.

Democracy dies behind a paywall.

What if the International Astronomical Union's (IAU) definition of "planet" is flawed?

Pluto was discovered the best way anything can be discovered.

Thank-you, I've missed everyone terribly.

I assume the same tagging rules apply from the metro police to William Shatner :)

#LemonBreadKnife

Thank you 💙💚🦋🧷