Trying to find a job in Current Year is like trying to build a sandcastle with dry sand while a guy with a leaf-blower is spinning in circles and periodically punching himself in the dick

It's a bit presumptuous for a job application to ask about your sexual orientation, like are you coming on to me? I don't fuck corporations.

*makes u the worst scrambled eggs you've ever seen in your life* "So about tha night of your husband's muhrder"

It's hilarious that despite all the body customization Veilguard has, the MAXIMUM level chesticle settings that elves get amounts to 'vaguely contoured plank'. Which is fine by me, but it is amusing to see all the complaints.

'Your honor, I'm afraid the elf has No Ass'

'Death'

Poking thru my Steam library and fucking dying at the face 47 is making on the cover of Absolution, he looks like he's ripping a massive fart lol Angwy Baldsmun

"Send nudes" is such vanilla bullshit, send topology instead that's where it's at

Doomsday prepper but not for the government coming to take my beans but for the earthquake that takes out the single Albanian factory that produces Flange #7

There is a simple joy to be found in an exceptionally large vegetable.

Being American is just the process of being systematically failed by every institution you've ever interacted with from birth.

The best part of a new console being announced is all the pc nerds emerging from the woodworks to scream their build lists from on high, you can glean a lot of useful info from their wails. The last three pc upgrades I've done were based on that info.

Betamax Futurism

Posting. Imagine that.

Shouldn't be allowed