Kharu Rikunvuori
@kharur.bsky.social
They/Them | Sinner | Vampire | Probably Schizoid
I'm hot gravy on a rare ribeye, flowing like cremation ashes in the wind. Today's my bitch and nothing will stop me.
April 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm hot gravy on a rare ribeye, flowing like cremation ashes in the wind. Today's my bitch and nothing will stop me.
Breadmaxxing again
April 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Breadmaxxing again
Experimented a bit with Whole Wheat. First time and it doesn't look too bad!
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Experimented a bit with Whole Wheat. First time and it doesn't look too bad!
Me at work: Fuck, I hate working, I wish I was home relaxing.
Me at home: Fuck, I don't know what to do. I wish I was at work so at least I'd have some direction.
Me at home: Fuck, I don't know what to do. I wish I was at work so at least I'd have some direction.
March 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me at work: Fuck, I hate working, I wish I was home relaxing.
Me at home: Fuck, I don't know what to do. I wish I was at work so at least I'd have some direction.
Me at home: Fuck, I don't know what to do. I wish I was at work so at least I'd have some direction.
The Lobsters I eat died for me. That makes them Jesus.
March 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The Lobsters I eat died for me. That makes them Jesus.
We should put kids back in the mines.
March 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We should put kids back in the mines.
"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
And then God checked Reddit and realized he had profoundly fucked up creation. And slept through the seventh day with writer's block-induced depression. He has yet to recover."
And then God checked Reddit and realized he had profoundly fucked up creation. And slept through the seventh day with writer's block-induced depression. He has yet to recover."
March 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
And then God checked Reddit and realized he had profoundly fucked up creation. And slept through the seventh day with writer's block-induced depression. He has yet to recover."
And then God checked Reddit and realized he had profoundly fucked up creation. And slept through the seventh day with writer's block-induced depression. He has yet to recover."
I strongly believe there should be more sex and violence on social media. As a former teenager in the early 10's this is a cultural statement.
March 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I strongly believe there should be more sex and violence on social media. As a former teenager in the early 10's this is a cultural statement.
I don't think there's anything that makes you feel more like a king than being the first one to shit in a freshly cleaned public toilet.
March 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I don't think there's anything that makes you feel more like a king than being the first one to shit in a freshly cleaned public toilet.
You ever wake up and think "There really hasn't been enough dumb political drama and controversy recently."? Yeah, me neither.
March 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You ever wake up and think "There really hasn't been enough dumb political drama and controversy recently."? Yeah, me neither.
Albanese gummy bears taste like air fresheners but I honestly really like it
March 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Albanese gummy bears taste like air fresheners but I honestly really like it
You ever wonder if those North Korean hackers go into catatonic shock from seeing the craziest porn on the western internet?
March 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You ever wonder if those North Korean hackers go into catatonic shock from seeing the craziest porn on the western internet?
Ate a whole Dave's Hot Chicken sandwich with reaper spice level. We made it through, but holy shit was it dusty with the spice powder, and probably the spiciest item on a "fast food" menu I've ever had. 10/10 for kicking my ass.
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Ate a whole Dave's Hot Chicken sandwich with reaper spice level. We made it through, but holy shit was it dusty with the spice powder, and probably the spiciest item on a "fast food" menu I've ever had. 10/10 for kicking my ass.
Man, I'm so fucking hungry.
February 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Man, I'm so fucking hungry.
Being an ADHD adult is when you forget to drink water for an entire day at work, and then wonder why you have a brain-splitting headache at night.
February 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Being an ADHD adult is when you forget to drink water for an entire day at work, and then wonder why you have a brain-splitting headache at night.
Sleep eludes me like a leaf on the breeze. And this, despite me begging for its return to me. Am I robbing myself of dreams in the pursuit of waking life's pleasure?
February 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Sleep eludes me like a leaf on the breeze. And this, despite me begging for its return to me. Am I robbing myself of dreams in the pursuit of waking life's pleasure?
I saw a guy get methodically flattened and folded like a t-shirt by an elephant today. Instagram Reels is so beautiful.
February 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I saw a guy get methodically flattened and folded like a t-shirt by an elephant today. Instagram Reels is so beautiful.