KHALIMONCHIQUE
@khalimonchique.bsky.social
father. manager. tired
midget literary forms
silencesoft.io | bidmart.eu
midget literary forms
silencesoft.io | bidmart.eu
Wrong answers only
March 31, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Wrong answers only
He came to lie on the background of the sunset and steal your hearts. And, as you already know, he was already lying down. Now waiting for hearts.
March 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
He came to lie on the background of the sunset and steal your hearts. And, as you already know, he was already lying down. Now waiting for hearts.
Here in Belarus we have bright yellow “panelki” (houses from concrete block) because we also have the lack of D-vitamin. And also - funny planes.
March 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Here in Belarus we have bright yellow “panelki” (houses from concrete block) because we also have the lack of D-vitamin. And also - funny planes.
Here in Belarus sometimes we meet extremely big blueberries just on the streets. But we're not surprised. It’s generally hard to surprise us.
February 22, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Here in Belarus sometimes we meet extremely big blueberries just on the streets. But we're not surprised. It’s generally hard to surprise us.
Here in Belarus we have national library, which you can find both in the lists of world’s ugliest buildinds, or world’s cooliest. But the sunset is undoubtable - cool as fuck. Pipe is under the question.
February 11, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Here in Belarus we have national library, which you can find both in the lists of world’s ugliest buildinds, or world’s cooliest. But the sunset is undoubtable - cool as fuck. Pipe is under the question.
At first, I saw the first one in the feed. And then I watched the second one.
But, that's different, right? Is it different? Yes? Please…
But, that's different, right? Is it different? Yes? Please…
February 6, 2024 at 4:42 AM
At first, I saw the first one in the feed. And then I watched the second one.
But, that's different, right? Is it different? Yes? Please…
But, that's different, right? Is it different? Yes? Please…
Ted, please. Don't screw it up this time, ok?
January 22, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Ted, please. Don't screw it up this time, ok?
As a child, it seemed incredible that Kevin’s mother “Home Alone” would accidentally forget him at home.
But she was 36 years old, she had five children and she forgot just one.
Now I’m 36, I have only one child and I don’t blame her anymore.
Even if it's not by accident.
But she was 36 years old, she had five children and she forgot just one.
Now I’m 36, I have only one child and I don’t blame her anymore.
Even if it's not by accident.
November 6, 2023 at 7:06 PM
As a child, it seemed incredible that Kevin’s mother “Home Alone” would accidentally forget him at home.
But she was 36 years old, she had five children and she forgot just one.
Now I’m 36, I have only one child and I don’t blame her anymore.
Even if it's not by accident.
But she was 36 years old, she had five children and she forgot just one.
Now I’m 36, I have only one child and I don’t blame her anymore.
Even if it's not by accident.
From the FRIENDS universe, I thought I would feel like Chandler. For 75 percent. All these jokes, the difficult search for a balance between office planktoning and creative work and, finally, a love for Excel. And for 25% - I'm Monica. Because I have also gone a bit fucking crazy about tidying up.
November 1, 2023 at 8:22 PM
From the FRIENDS universe, I thought I would feel like Chandler. For 75 percent. All these jokes, the difficult search for a balance between office planktoning and creative work and, finally, a love for Excel. And for 25% - I'm Monica. Because I have also gone a bit fucking crazy about tidying up.
Since FAANG became MAANG (as Facebook turned into Meta) it even phonetically also got MILF vibes:
- age 26-47
- all the young tech-nerds want it
- nobody will stay virgin - scrum will f*ck everybody
- age 26-47
- all the young tech-nerds want it
- nobody will stay virgin - scrum will f*ck everybody
August 1, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Since FAANG became MAANG (as Facebook turned into Meta) it even phonetically also got MILF vibes:
- age 26-47
- all the young tech-nerds want it
- nobody will stay virgin - scrum will f*ck everybody
- age 26-47
- all the young tech-nerds want it
- nobody will stay virgin - scrum will f*ck everybody
This is me moving my favorite content to Bluesky from twitter.
July 6, 2023 at 9:17 AM
This is me moving my favorite content to Bluesky from twitter.
9 years ago I signed rather serious document, almost without reading it. And there, as it turned out, were everything: property issues, legal consequences, and now new people can decide even what will I eat!
And even my legal degree did not protect me from this step.
Got married, in short.
And even my legal degree did not protect me from this step.
Got married, in short.
July 5, 2023 at 9:27 PM
9 years ago I signed rather serious document, almost without reading it. And there, as it turned out, were everything: property issues, legal consequences, and now new people can decide even what will I eat!
And even my legal degree did not protect me from this step.
Got married, in short.
And even my legal degree did not protect me from this step.
Got married, in short.
35 is the new 18:
5 years ago you just have understood life, but now you don't know whom to be when grow up.
To achieve something, you have to start learning again.
Your friends started getting married again.
And most importantly - you are again as close as possible to buying a motorcycle.
5 years ago you just have understood life, but now you don't know whom to be when grow up.
To achieve something, you have to start learning again.
Your friends started getting married again.
And most importantly - you are again as close as possible to buying a motorcycle.
July 4, 2023 at 9:22 PM
35 is the new 18:
5 years ago you just have understood life, but now you don't know whom to be when grow up.
To achieve something, you have to start learning again.
Your friends started getting married again.
And most importantly - you are again as close as possible to buying a motorcycle.
5 years ago you just have understood life, but now you don't know whom to be when grow up.
To achieve something, you have to start learning again.
Your friends started getting married again.
And most importantly - you are again as close as possible to buying a motorcycle.
Fckng legend!🤘🤘🤘
July 4, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Fckng legend!🤘🤘🤘
Sometimes I use math against my own child:
- so, eat just 5 spoons of soup and that's it!
- no, just 2!
- well, good. Let's compromise - first 5 of mine, then 2 of yours.
- oh, yes, come on.
And no, I'm not ashamed.
- so, eat just 5 spoons of soup and that's it!
- no, just 2!
- well, good. Let's compromise - first 5 of mine, then 2 of yours.
- oh, yes, come on.
And no, I'm not ashamed.
July 4, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Sometimes I use math against my own child:
- so, eat just 5 spoons of soup and that's it!
- no, just 2!
- well, good. Let's compromise - first 5 of mine, then 2 of yours.
- oh, yes, come on.
And no, I'm not ashamed.
- so, eat just 5 spoons of soup and that's it!
- no, just 2!
- well, good. Let's compromise - first 5 of mine, then 2 of yours.
- oh, yes, come on.
And no, I'm not ashamed.
Оrder a croissant.
Expectation: to eat like a sophisticated lady in Paris, looking at the Eiffel Tower.
Reality: sitting head to toe in crumbs like the creepy pigeon lover from “Home Alone”.
Expectation: to eat like a sophisticated lady in Paris, looking at the Eiffel Tower.
Reality: sitting head to toe in crumbs like the creepy pigeon lover from “Home Alone”.
July 4, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Оrder a croissant.
Expectation: to eat like a sophisticated lady in Paris, looking at the Eiffel Tower.
Reality: sitting head to toe in crumbs like the creepy pigeon lover from “Home Alone”.
Expectation: to eat like a sophisticated lady in Paris, looking at the Eiffel Tower.
Reality: sitting head to toe in crumbs like the creepy pigeon lover from “Home Alone”.
Last week I tried golf for a first time. Don’t want to say, that I felt myself out of place or the vibes there were too pretentious, but just in case I wiped off my sneakers BEFORE getting out of the car.
July 2, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Last week I tried golf for a first time. Don’t want to say, that I felt myself out of place or the vibes there were too pretentious, but just in case I wiped off my sneakers BEFORE getting out of the car.
Can’t stop thinking that the only content in Jim Parson’s IG with 10m subscribers - 6 photos of his dog and dog’s photos. My wife posted even less photos of mine in her acc, because “my page should be more “personal””.
Ok. Now I am jealous to the Maltese.
Ok. Now I am jealous to the Maltese.
July 2, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Can’t stop thinking that the only content in Jim Parson’s IG with 10m subscribers - 6 photos of his dog and dog’s photos. My wife posted even less photos of mine in her acc, because “my page should be more “personal””.
Ok. Now I am jealous to the Maltese.
Ok. Now I am jealous to the Maltese.
The first phone is like the first sex:
- really want;
- all friends already have;
- when it appears, you will brag to everyone.
Nostalgic thread. My personal evolution of mobile phones.
- really want;
- all friends already have;
- when it appears, you will brag to everyone.
Nostalgic thread. My personal evolution of mobile phones.
April 24, 2023 at 1:03 PM
The first phone is like the first sex:
- really want;
- all friends already have;
- when it appears, you will brag to everyone.
Nostalgic thread. My personal evolution of mobile phones.
- really want;
- all friends already have;
- when it appears, you will brag to everyone.
Nostalgic thread. My personal evolution of mobile phones.
In two days I have watched two movies about iconic games. And for me they are strictly from one universe because of the main and most notable thing in the plot. Moustache-men.
April 24, 2023 at 11:34 AM
In two days I have watched two movies about iconic games. And for me they are strictly from one universe because of the main and most notable thing in the plot. Moustache-men.
- Mom! Can I get “The Big Bang Theory”?
- No, we have “The Big Bang Theory” at home.
“The Big Bang Theory” at home:
- No, we have “The Big Bang Theory” at home.
“The Big Bang Theory” at home:
April 13, 2023 at 9:31 PM
- Mom! Can I get “The Big Bang Theory”?
- No, we have “The Big Bang Theory” at home.
“The Big Bang Theory” at home:
- No, we have “The Big Bang Theory” at home.
“The Big Bang Theory” at home:
ChatGPT is new NFT.
April 9, 2023 at 9:25 PM
ChatGPT is new NFT.
Once in McDonald's I saw a dad with a small child were eating fries from one box and this man took the last one. Typical rookie mistake! RIP, mate!
April 8, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Once in McDonald's I saw a dad with a small child were eating fries from one box and this man took the last one. Typical rookie mistake! RIP, mate!
If you suddenly were afraid of watching "Finch" because there is a dog in movie, then do not worry - the dog does not die there.
April 8, 2023 at 6:14 PM
If you suddenly were afraid of watching "Finch" because there is a dog in movie, then do not worry - the dog does not die there.