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How actually strong was him?
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just wanna say

God Bless Tubi

That is all.

Thank you
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That Bruce Springsteen biopic just came and went huh
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Chris "Hieronymus" Bosh
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You're under arrest for skanking in public without a permit
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sending out wedding invites in impact font
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
There's a part in it where he's talking about getting castrated to remove all sexual desires but his doctor is like whoa hold on how about circumcision as a primer and he's like okay so he has it done but he says that it didn't help him and he doesn't disclose whether or not he still has his balls
Finally watching the Ornette Coleman movie which has eluded me for like a year now
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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October 11, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Justified is such an interesting show. You have marquee character actors as your main antagonists and then Michael Rappaport comes along and takes a shit on everything that was good. Why focus on the Crowes that much?
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Thinking of my grade 10 marketing teacher who genuinely asked us if they had cars in China
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm okay with the creative liberties Christopher Nolan took with the Odyssey because I thought Oppenheimer was pretty good. If it sucked I'd be extremely pedantic and call upon the movie gods to tank his career
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My nom de guerre is Big Pussy
December 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You should have a one sided beef with at least 10 people at any given time
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Social experiment for someone to try out: go to the nearest diner and ask for fish and coffee like mos def did in that Alicia Keys video
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They'll never tell you what happens if you have a boner in space. They're hiding that information from you
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Finally watching the Ornette Coleman movie which has eluded me for like a year now
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm not really feeling the Harrison avi these days
December 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
To make a long story short, there are some crimes I need to answer for
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
People have gotten really tame with their Christmas decorations. Whatever happened to splattered elves or Santa with his penis out
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I made a thread of my favourite albums I listened to this past year on twitter but I'll copy and paste it here for those interested. Didn't get to a lot of new music unfortunately cause life got in the way but I tried!
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I would love a riewm with a voo
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jason Statham is

THE WANKER AT THE WHEEL
December 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They should rename telemetry Telmeple*

Tel(l me what you are doing) ple(ase)
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Let me actually use bluesky real quick
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
reactivated this account for the first time in 9 months and it's like oh shit, so this is where all my friends are!
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM